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[ar:John Travolta]
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[00:00.000]Royale With Chese - John Travolta
[00:01.461]Okay so
[00:01.531]Tell me again about the hash bars
[00:04.471]Okay what do you want to know
[00:05.851]Well hash is legal over there right
[00:07.091]Yeah It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal
[00:08.991]I mean you just can't walk into a restaurant
[00:10.531]Roll a joint and start puffin' away
[00:11.871]They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places
[00:14.691]And those are the hash bars
[00:17.021]Yeah It breaks down like this
[00:18.781]Ok it's legal to buy it it's legal to own it
[00:21.551]And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar it's legal to sell it
[00:24.131]It's legal to carry it but but that dosen't matter
[00:26.221]Cause get a load of this; all right
[00:28.971]If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam
[00:31.661]It's illegal for them to search you
[00:32.891]I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have
[00:35.371]Oh man I'm goin'
[00:37.031]That's all there is to it I'm f**kin' goin'
[00:39.741]I know baby
[00:40.321]You'd dig it the most
[00:41.411]But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is
[00:45.411]What
[00:46.001]It's the little differences
[00:46.921]A lotta the same sh*t we got here
[00:49.411]They got there but there they're a little different
[00:51.721]Example
[00:51.941]Alright
[00:52.541]When you into a movie theatre in Amsterdam
[00:57.571]You can buy beer
[00:58.521]And I don't mean in a paper cup either
[00:59.331]They give you a glass of beer And in Paris
[01:01.331]You can buy beer at MacDonald's
[01:03.271]And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris
[01:06.151]They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese
[01:08.021]No they got the metric system there
[01:09.891]They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is
[01:12.111]What'd they call it
[01:14.071]They call it Royale with Cheese
[01:15.471]Royale with Cheese
[01:17.461]What'd they call a Big Mac
[01:20.281]Big Mac's a Big Mac
[01:21.941] But they call it Le Big Mac
[01:24.141]Le big Mac Ahhaha
[01:25.091]What do they call a Whopper
[01:28.491]I dunno I didn't go into a Burger King
[01:30.651]But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup
[01:33.191]What
[01:33.431]Mayonnaise
[01:33.651]Goddamn
[01:33.861]I seen 'em do it man they f**kin' drown 'em in it
[01:39.601]Uuccch