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[00:00.690]Using the following I'm going to show you：
[00:02.730]A
[00:03.330]How to con someone using their own greed
[00:05.700]B
[00:06.240]That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway and
[00:09.300]C
[00:09.750]TAKING THEIR MONEY
[00:11.520]As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence
[00:17.610]This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam
[00:20.580]And that you man off his mark
[00:22.830]Get your mate let's call your mate Piers
[00:25.050]No not Piers let's call him Farquhar
[00:27.690]Anyway get Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog
[00:30.570]Like I said the barman will try and con you later
[00:32.580]But you're gonna take all his money
[00:34.170]Anyway get Farquhar to pass into a local bar
[00:36.840]And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart
[00:39.330]Just for 20 quid for a while claiming that he hated it
[00:42.180]But it was worth more than his car
[00:44.640]This by the way requires that you find and supply Farquhar
[00:47.610]With an animal and a life from your local park
[00:50.220]Get a nice dog that doesn't bark
[00:52.020]But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park
[00:55.620]Anyway using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money
[00:58.140]But you're not gonna care cos he's gonna f**king deserve it
[01:00.930]You'll never con an Honest John
[01:03.660]An Honest John you can't drag down
[01:06.150]Exactly
[01:07.050]Con do lee get conned
[01:08.280]When they think they're the cunning one
[01:10.800]It's all one big con
[01:12.240]Neighbour you won't con
[01:14.730]An Honest John
[01:16.890]Now listen get Farquhar to dart out the bar
[01:19.320]And just shop for some garm's maybe
[01:21.330]Just to pass an hour or so
[01:23.220]I would go shopping cos' I gave up drinking
[01:25.620]But whatever just have Farquhar down the road
[01:28.440]Now you walk in the bar walk up to the barman
[01:30.960]Order a jar when you've caught him slouched on his own
[01:33.630]Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side
[01:36.360]Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own
[01:39.390]Start asking the barman if it's his fine specimen of a dog
[01:42.390]Nod smile agree look interested and cool
[01:44.850]When he tells you it's someone else's you've just left previous
[01:47.760]Tell him 'This is a very rare breed of animal '
[01:50.610]Last time I lied my manager swiped me
[01:52.860]But lie and tell him it's like a f**king Red Eared Hunting Spaniel
[01:56.250]Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all
[02:01.290]You'll never con an Honest John
[02:03.780]Sometimes
[02:04.470]An Honest John you can't drag down
[02:06.210]Sometimes I think I should just go completely
[02:08.190]Condolee get conned
[02:08.639]When they think they're the cunning one
[02:12.570]Neighbour you won't con an Honest John
[02:14.790]Keep listening though it's important that you keep listening
[02:17.850]Now take all his shopping off him
[02:19.410]Get your mate Farquhar to pop in
[02:21.210]Looking straight gutted a bit later on
[02:23.550]He should order a jar talk at the bar
[02:25.380]Ensure he looks calm warm with the barman
[02:27.180]And generally start conversating on
[02:29.400]Farquhar should start falling apart
[02:31.140]About how he's arsed up some chance
[02:32.730]And how arsed up his day was
[02:34.560]Or in the event the spread betting he's getting ready to accept
[02:37.080]That his rent's not getting payed up
[02:39.930]The barman's mind will chime slowly for a while
[02:42.360]He might wipe the bar as his mind is making sums
[02:45.900]Farquhar should continue to moan about money
[02:47.820]And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries
[02:50.370]And like 'ching ' the barman will five out of six times
[02:53.460]Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid
[02:56.820]And after some bartering your barman will haggle and charge harder
[02:59.910]In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head
[03:01.560]That's right neighbour
[03:02.160]You'll never con an Honest John
[03:04.380]An Honest John you can't drag down
[03:07.020]Condolee get conned
[03:07.860]When they think they're the cunning one
[03:09.570]The barman is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for
[03:13.020]Neighbour you won't con an Honest John
[03:15.540]How does that work Cos' everytime it's based around someone who thinks they're conning you
[03:19.350]They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him
[03:22.740]Why should he
[03:23.610]That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin
[03:26.490]As I have come to realise running the beats is just getting people's confidence
[03:33.270]AND THAN TAKING THEIR MONEY
[03:35.460]It's all one big con