[ti:War Of The Sexes]
[ar:The Streets]
[al:The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living]
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[00:00.00]War Of The Sexes - The Streets
[00:01.03]I dream that one day I'll have a child
[00:03.47]And that child will say to me dad what was war
[00:06.38]But it's not going to happen
[00:07.89]It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
[00:11.70]I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
[00:15.44]How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
[00:19.33]But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
[00:23.72]Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth
[00:25.69]Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen
[00:27.26]Retain this fact I'm hammering this fact is gonna matter
[00:31.18]What little you think you're letting by her sly
[00:33.05]She senses you're near her and smells your desire
[00:35.05]The general rule of mine her intellect will be higher
[00:38.88]Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker
[00:41.05]When you don't close in after
[00:42.84]She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you
[00:46.12]If you screw this all up and then lose
[00:48.09]All your cool that's when she ends up liking you as a friend
[00:50.48]You're not playing at hard to get
[00:52.01]You're playing at not getting a hard on yet
[00:53.90]It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
[00:57.86]I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
[01:01.72]How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
[01:05.40]But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
[01:08.31]And you wanna know what listen
[01:09.72]The answer is to get close enough to her but listen
[01:11.72]The next thing you just totally blank her
[01:13.91]You think I'm f**king mad don't ya but I don't shag on my own
[01:17.29]Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man
[01:20.98]You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped
[01:24.79]Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man
[01:28.61]It's much easier talking to him he doesn't suspect you want anything
[01:32.02]Just tell him something like
[01:33.13]Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches
[01:36.47]It's ABC making a he break with glee
[01:39.40]'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses
[01:42.47]Do you know what I'm talking about that's why I'm talking about
[01:44.33]It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
[01:47.73]I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
[01:51.57]How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
[01:55.40]But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
[01:59.69]The woman is a highly socially practiced
[02:03.92]Master in body language dab handed actress
[02:07.45]She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures
[02:11.60]While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits
[02:14.78]It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
[02:18.56]I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
[02:22.26]How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
[02:26.13]But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
[02:29.99]It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
[02:33.92]I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
[02:37.68]How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
[02:41.60]But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
[02:46.33]Elementary my dear cousin elementary
[02:48.52]I cannot state this enough
[02:50.90]She must not clock your flop
[02:52.46]You can't placard your march
[02:55.20]Your threws seclude your moves
[02:57.68]Or you're colluding well weapon
[03:00.85]It's a war of the sexes never get it blud
[03:04.70]I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever
[03:08.48]How attracted to you she is is partly your gab
[03:12.34]But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have
[03:19.22]And remember not to get hammered either
[03:21.34]'Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail