[00:00.00]Germs That May Cause the Following - Busdriver/Radioinactive/Daedelus
[00:19.46]You're the guy I read about
[00:20.72]Here take this autographed headshot
[00:21.84]Thank you but I don't do d**gs
[00:22.95]But I'm an actor
[00:23.54]I'm in a German-speaking country
[00:24.34]The devil made me grow a handlebar moustache
[00:25.48]He gave me a salad full of seasoned crush glass
[00:29.03]This product is know to prevent germs that may
[00:30.47]cause the following ear infection
[00:31.59]Nausea
[00:31.92]Tuberculosis
[00:32.66]Acne
[00:32.98]Chaffing
[00:33.36]Diaper-rash
[00:33.83]Forgetfulness
[00:34.35]Unemployment
[00:34.82]Reckless driving
[00:35.28]Shaky hands
[00:35.67]Stinky feet
[00:36.07]In-gown toenails
[00:36.52]Coked-up 80's band's coat-tails
[00:37.51]A lady's man's boat sail...
[00:38.37]so the homie will post bail...
[00:40.23]so the natives will blow the conch shell...
[00:41.51]so the plaintiff will hide his cottontail...
[00:42.64]I've made up my mind about the office sales...
[00:43.84]the defendant who lied about the carcass smell...
[00:45.12]the rigor mortis had set in...
[00:46.13]the picture portraits of dead friends...
[00:47.46]are fishing for corpses in bed pans
[00:48.69]Who ever did my sister's abortion's a dead man
[00:55.00]If I read an exert from the Tao of Pooh
[00:56.73]The crowd will boo
[00:57.64]Hiss
[00:57.95]And complain and pout and whine
[01:00.14]But there's no double-threat in doing a shuffle step in a too-too
[01:02.62]The litterbug n***a loves and buys a ticket stub
[01:04.56]You are confusing that Mercedes emblem for a peace sign
[01:06.94]Philanthropist check clearing looks good at press hearings
[01:10.12]And I'm mistaking that peace sign for a crosshair
[01:11.87]Agents with earpieces tailing my Civic
[01:15.49]I really can't read your mind for this collect-call fair
[01:17.44]Necktie tree hanging
[01:18.88]Rectify pee-braining
[01:19.85]Me and my networking yuppie friends
[01:21.09]Xeroxing our resumes in 1... 2...
[01:23.38]3...
[01:24.05]4...
[01:41.46]According to the status of my migraine
[01:44.08]You've been surveying me in your spy plane
[01:46.46]I'm a secret agent with a speaker fragrance
[01:48.82]and I have a secret cage in my frequent conversations
[01:51.73]and frequent flyer miles and my little ankle wings
[01:55.52]And even when a liar smiles
[01:56.77]There's people eating spider bile with sequenced aprons
[01:59.73]for the purpose of treating their hyper child
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