[00:01.66]I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That - Joe Diffie
[00:13.20]I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my suntan
[00:16.64]I work out in the heat and the cold
[00:19.45]Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf
[00:22.63]Instead of just another sheep in the fold
[00:25.69]I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar
[00:29.18]Cry about a luxury tax
[00:31.99]They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht
[00:35.36]I'd like to have a problem like that
[00:39.98]Oh I'd like to have a problem like that
[00:42.98]Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
[00:46.47]Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
[00:49.52]I'd like to have a problem like that
[00:59.07]I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV
[01:02.21]He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
[01:04.95]He's seein' Sheila and Bambi Linda and Candy
[01:08.51]Burnin' both ends of his fuse
[01:11.32]He said he's suffocatin' needs a vacation
[01:14.69]He can't find time to relax from all the kissin'
[01:18.87]And huggin' the sweet talk and lovin'
[01:20.63]I'd like to have a problem like that
[01:25.83]Oh I'd like to have a problem like that
[01:28.57]Be a one-man woman jugglin' act
[01:31.88]How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
[01:36.87]I'd like to have a problem like that
[01:50.60]I'd like to be too rich I'd to be too thin
[01:53.97]I'd like to be too young I'd like to be too in
[01:57.21]Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life
[02:00.33]How much can I get for the movie rights
[02:03.70]Oh I'd like to have a problem like that
[02:07.82]Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
[02:11.19]Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax
[02:16.06]I'd like to have a problem like that
[02:21.11]Give me those problems
[02:22.61]I think that I could solve 'em
[02:24.36]I'd like to have a problem like that
[02:45.28]Sure would like to have a problem like that
[02:58.26]Don't know what they're whining about
[03:05.99]Let them get out here and [Incomprehensible] steel for a living