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[00:00.840]Thank you so much
[00:01.620]非常感谢
[00:01.620]I think that I probably should've uh ended it on a higher note
[00:04.419]我想我应该以更积极的语气结束这段感情
[00:04.419]A big ending or whatever but uh it's been what
[00:06.627]大结局之类的但事实就是如此
[00:06.627]I hope you enjoyed it
[00:07.427]我希望你喜欢
[00:07.427]Bo oh my god
[00:09.837]我的天哪
[00:09.837]How are you I haven't seen you since like Freshman year oh my God
[00:14.056]你好吗我大一就没见过你了天啊
[00:14.056]You were so like skinny and weird back then um
[00:17.533]那时的你又瘦又怪
[00:17.533]But now you're um
[00:19.742]但现在你
[00:19.742]Anyway um you should totally come to this party
[00:22.790]无论如何你应该来参加这个派对
[00:22.790]I'm having tonight with a bunch of my college friends
[00:25.249]今晚我要和一帮大学同学一起狂欢
[00:25.249]Um it's gonna be off the chain-hook it's gonna be so good
[00:29.089]我会摆脱束缚一切都会无与伦比
[00:29.089]You can play some songs for us or something
[00:31.648]你可以为我们播放几首歌什么的
[00:31.648]Um I've been telling everybody how good of friends we were um back in the day
[00:36.837]我一直告诉大家我们过去是多么好的朋友
[00:36.837]Um I know we never talked or hung out ever but um
[00:41.527]我知道我们从未说过话也从未出去玩过但是
[00:41.527]I think that's what made our friendship so special and um
[00:44.966]我想这就是我们的友谊如此特别的原因
[00:44.966]Anyway text me Okay bye
[00:47.736]总之给我发短信好的再见
[00:47.736]Mister Burnham
[00:49.116]伯恩汉姆先生
[00:49.116]How ya doing good Good
[00:50.735]你过得好吗
[00:50.735]Uh I'm a uh I'm an agent from out in Los Angeles
[00:53.694]我是来自洛杉矶的经纪人
[00:53.694]Uh really dig your stuff man it's out there you know I totally get it
[00:57.494]真的很喜欢你的东西朋友就在外面你知道我完全懂
[00:57.494]Uh and the best part about it man
[00:59.823]最棒的是朋友
[00:59.823]You've got all these young fans uh and
[01:01.680]你有很多年轻的粉丝
[01:01.680]Which is great because young people they're
[01:03.740]这很好因为年轻人
[01:03.740]They're very passionate and they're very uh they're very reliable consumers
[01:07.530]他们充满激情他们是可靠的消费者
[01:07.530]But what you've gotta do to take your career to the next level
[01:10.569]但要让你的事业更上一层楼你要做什么
[01:10.569]You've gotta cater more heavily to them alright
[01:12.628]你得更努力地迎合他们
[01:12.628]We've done studies young people do not respond to this
[01:15.577]我们做过研究年轻人对此无动于衷
[01:15.577]You know"introspective" material
[01:17.157]你知道自省的材料
[01:17.157]Or these"challenges-to-the-form" you know
[01:20.416]或者这些挑战形式的东西你懂的
[01:20.416]Young people want jokes they can relate to okay
[01:22.835]年轻人想要能引起共鸣的笑话
[01:22.835]So write a write a silly song about Facebook you know
[01:27.332]所以写一首关于Facebook的傻傻的歌吧
[01:27.332]Write some jokes about Twitter or or sugary cereals or razor scooters
[01:33.221]写一些关于推特的笑话比如甜麦片或者摩托车
[01:33.221]Relate to them
[01:34.461]与他们感同身受
[01:34.461]You know also you've gotta reestablish your presence on the internet buddy
[01:36.961]你也知道你得在网络上树立自己的形象朋友
[01:36.961]Alright it's not important whether your material's"good" or not
[01:39.979]好吧不管你的作品是否优秀都不重要
[01:39.979]What's important is that you keep the Bo Burnham brand alive and well
[01:44.187]重要的是你让BoBurnham这个品牌永垂不朽
[01:44.187]Ya get it
[01:44.656]你懂的
[01:44.656]But we'll discuss more later I know it's a lot
[01:46.346]但我们以后再讨论我知道这有点难
[01:46.346]Uhh my number is uh 310-555- uhh imaginary number
[01:52.755]我的电话号码是310-555虚数
[01:52.755]Fag
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[01:53.915]What up dude what's up how are ya man
[01:56.884]你好吗兄弟你好吗朋友
[01:56.884]You've changed bro You've changed
[02:00.524]你变了兄弟你已经变了
[02:00.524]I never knew you but um
[02:01.882]我从未认识你但是
[02:01.882]My friend's old roommate's friend said he knew you in high school
[02:04.291]我朋友以前室友的朋友说他高中就认识你
[02:04.291]And you became a real asshole once
[02:05.481]
[02:05.481]All this comedy stuff started happening
[02:08.099]所有的喜剧情节开始上演
[02:08.099]What what is it man You think you're better than us
[02:10.418]怎么了朋友你以为你比我们好吗
[02:10.418]You think you're better than us just cause you're tall
[02:12.448]你以为你长得高就比我们好
[02:12.448]Whoa congrats man you're tall
[02:15.267]恭喜你哥们你长高了
[02:15.267]Wow it's incredible What you want a trophy for being tall
[02:19.165]不可思议你还想要什么因为你长得高而得到的奖品
[02:19.165]You wanna we should just give trophies to tall things
[02:22.065]你想让我们把奖杯颁给那些高大的东西
[02:22.065]And every tree and building will have a trophy
[02:25.155]每一棵树每一栋建筑都会赢得一座奖杯
[02:25.155]That make sense
[02:28.125]说得通
[02:28.125]Yo why you acting all quiet and weird right now
[02:31.135]你为什么现在沉默不语怪怪的
[02:31.135]Yo I know why you are
[02:32.225]我知道你为什么这样
[02:32.225]It's cause you're an arrogant prick that's why
[02:34.204]因为你是个傲慢的这就是原因
[02:34.204]An arrogant f**king prick
[02:36.772]傲慢自大的
[02:36.772]I once heard that you actually act quiet
[02:38.262]我曾听说你故作淡定
[02:38.262]Cause you're shy and introverted in real life
[02:41.041]因为现实生活中你害羞内向
[02:41.041]And that people shouldn't expect you to act the same way
[02:43.031]人们不该指望你会做出同样的举动
[02:43.031]Offstage as you do onstage
[02:45.580]就像你在舞台上一样
[02:45.580]Yeah yeah it makes no sense
[02:48.939]这毫无道理
[02:48.939]Anyway you wanna buy some w**d
[02:51.399]反正你想买点那种东西
[02:51.399]Bo oh my god
[02:55.028]我的天哪
[02:55.028]Bo oh my god
[02:58.756]我的天哪
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[03:09.444]Bo oh my god
[03:11.264]我的天哪
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[03:18.650]我的天哪
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[03:22.260]我的天哪
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[03:30.107]我的天哪
[03:30.107]Mi mi mi mi
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[03:31.826]Bo oh my god
[03:33.836]我的天哪
[03:33.836]Mi mi mi mi
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[03:35.605]Mi mi mi mi
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[03:39.355]I am Satan Lord of Darkness
[03:41.244]我是撒旦黑暗之神
[03:41.244]Bo oh my god
[03:42.683]我的天哪
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[03:44.622]Bo oh my God
[03:50.451]我的天哪
[03:50.451]Bo oh my god
[03:52.151]我的天哪
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[03:55.950]我的天哪
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[04:00.087]What the hell
[04:01.207]什么鬼
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[04:01.987]Hey
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[04:02.857]Hey
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[04:03.066]You're not gonna hit the girl That's sexist
[04:04.935]你不会和女孩亲热那是性别歧视
[04:04.935]Fa-fa-f-f-f-f-fa-fag
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[04:07.914]先生
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[04:08.654]We think you've changed bro
[04:10.023]我们觉得你变了兄弟
[04:10.023]We know best
[04:11.203]我们最了解
[04:11.203]You suck
[04:12.353]你真差劲
[04:12.353]We think you've changed bro
[04:13.882]我们觉得你变了兄弟
[04:13.882]We know best
[04:14.832]我们最了解
[04:14.832]You suck
[04:16.142]你真差劲
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[05:24.664]Bo oh my God
[05:26.524]我的天哪
[05:26.524]Bo oh my God
[05:28.233]我的天哪
[05:28.233]Bo oh my God
[05:32.073]我的天哪
[05:32.073]Bo oh my God
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[06:22.542]Mister Burnham
[06:28.042]伯恩汉姆先生
[06:28.042]Thank you Madison goodnight thank you I hope you liked it thank you
[06:31.392]谢谢麦迪逊晚安谢谢我希望你喜欢谢谢
[06:31.392]Thank you for being a part of this thank you
[06:35.701]感谢你的参与谢谢
[06:35.701]We Think We Know You - Bo Burnham
[06:36.861]我们以为我们了解你
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