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[00:00.000]Everything You Know Is Wrong -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:09.705]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:09.705]I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
[00:12.974]我飞驰在高速公路的快车道上
[00:12.974]With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
[00:16.393]裤裆里藏了只发狂的狼獾
[00:16.393]When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat
[00:19.371]后座突然冒出个陌生男人
[00:19.371]Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[00:21.870]双手蒙住我开车的双眼
[00:21.870]I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
[00:24.889]猜猜是弗兰克叔叔还是路易表哥
[00:24.889]Is it Bob or Joe or Walter
[00:27.019]是鲍勃乔伊还是沃尔特
[00:27.019]Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed
[00:28.688]莫非是比尔吉姆或艾德
[00:28.688]Or Bernie or Steve
[00:29.938]也可能是伯尼或史蒂夫
[00:29.938]I probably would have kept on guessing
[00:31.236]我大概会继续胡乱猜测
[00:31.236]But about that time we crashed into a truck
[00:33.705]直到我们撞上一辆卡车
[00:33.705]And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
[00:36.794]当我躺在柏油路上血流不止
[00:36.794]Finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer
[00:41.902]终于认出了我的铁板烧贩子
[00:41.902]Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
[00:45.431]他摘下假嘴唇对我说
[00:45.431]Everything you know is wrong
[00:48.351]你所知的一切都是错的
[00:48.351]Black is white up is down and short is long
[00:51.430]黑即白 上即下 短即长
[00:51.430]And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
[00:56.949]你曾以为重要的事其实无关痛痒
[00:56.949]Everything you know is wrong
[01:00.468]你所知的一切都是错的
[01:00.468]Just forget the words and sing along
[01:03.278]忘掉歌词 只管跟着哼唱
[01:03.278]All you need to understand is
[01:05.808]唯一需要明白的是
[01:05.808]Everything you know is wrong
[01:09.366]你所知的一切都是错的
[01:09.366]I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
[01:13.103]我正走向厨房想拿黄金麦片
[01:13.103]When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
[01:17.012]却意外踏入平行时空的裂缝
[01:17.012]And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
[01:19.642]很快被外星来客绑架带走
[01:19.642]Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
[01:21.511]他们活像杰米·法尔的克隆
[01:21.511]The sucked out my internal organs
[01:23.621]他们抽空了我的五脏六腑
[01:23.621]And they took some Polaroids
[01:25.401]还拍了几张宝丽来照片
[01:25.401]And said I was a darn good sport
[01:27.090]夸我是个配合的好榜样
[01:27.090]And as a way of saying thank you
[01:28.970]为表达谢意
[01:28.970]They offered to transport me back to any point in history
[01:31.709]他们提议送我穿越到
[01:31.709]That I would care to go
[01:33.418]任何我想去的时空
[01:33.418]And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
[01:36.878]于是我选择回到上周四夜里
[01:36.878]So I could pay my phone bill on time
[01:38.996]只为准时缴清电话账单
[01:38.996]But then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
[01:44.544]直到桑德斯上校的悬浮头颅突然咆哮
[01:44.544]Everything you know is wrong
[01:47.994]你所知的一切都是错的
[01:47.994]Black is white up is down and short is long
[01:50.954]黑即白 上即下 短即长
[01:50.954]And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
[01:56.573]你曾以为重要的事其实无关痛痒
[01:56.573]Everything you know is wrong
[01:59.923]你所知的一切都是错的
[01:59.923]Just forget the words and sing along
[02:02.923]忘掉歌词 只管跟着哼唱
[02:02.923]All you need to understand is
[02:05.483]唯一需要明白的是
[02:05.483]Everything you know is wrong
[02:44.572]你所知的一切都是错的
[02:44.572]I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
[02:48.272]正想给邪恶双胞胎寄信时
[02:48.272]When I got a nasty paper cut
[02:51.252]突然被纸划破手指
[02:51.252]And well to make a long story short
[02:53.411]长话短说
[02:53.411]It got infected and I died
[02:55.699]伤口感染要了我的命
[02:55.699]So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates
[03:00.188]此刻我站在天堂门口 圣彼得守着珍珠门
[03:00.188]And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
[03:04.996]显然他看不惯我穿的尼赫鲁外套
[03:04.996]He tells me that they've got a dress code
[03:08.156]说天堂有着装要求
[03:08.156]Well he lets me into Heaven anyway
[03:10.556]不过最后还是放我进了天堂
[03:10.556]But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and
[03:16.995]而我永远只能住在嘈杂制冰机旁的房间
[03:16.995]Every day he runs by screaming
[03:19.964]每天他都狂奔而过 尖声叫嚷
[03:19.964]Everything you know is wrong
[03:23.393]你所知的一切都是错的
[03:23.393]Black is white up is down and short is long
[03:26.393]黑即白 上即下 短即长
[03:26.393]And everything you used to think was so important
[03:28.731]那些你曾深信不疑的重要之事
[03:28.731]Doesn't really matter anymore
[03:30.401]如今都已无关痛痒
[03:30.401]Because the simple fact remains that
[03:32.090]因为最根本的事实始终是
[03:32.090]Everything you know is wrong
[03:35.229]你所知的一切都是错的
[03:35.229]Just forget the words and sing along
[03:38.259]忘掉歌词 只管跟着哼唱
[03:38.259]All you need to understand is that
[03:41.209]你只需明白一件事
[03:41.209]Everything you know is wrong
[03:42.678]你所知的一切都是错的
[03:42.678]Everything you know is wrong
[03:44.108]你所知的一切都是错的
[03:44.108]Everything you know is wrong
[03:46.708]你所知的一切都是错的
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