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[00:00.000]The Night Santa Went Crazy -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:15.996]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:15.996]Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
[00:20.165]工坊里精灵们正忙着制作玩具
[00:20.165]For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
[00:24.234]为乖巧的异教徒女孩和男孩们准备礼物
[00:24.234]When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
[00:28.063]当老板破门而入时 差点把他们吓破胆
[00:28.063]Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:32.252]手持步枪 呼出廉价威士忌的酒气
[00:32.252]From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:36.141]从胡须到靴子都挂满弹药
[00:36.141]Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
[00:40.250]活像个醉醺醺的圣诞季兰博
[00:40.250]And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
[00:44.250]他眼中闪着诡异的光 狞笑着说道
[00:44.250]Merry Christmas to all
[00:46.190]祝大家圣诞快乐
[00:46.190]Now you're all gonna die
[00:48.800]现在你们都得死
[00:48.800]The night Santa went crazy
[00:52.830]圣诞老人发疯的那一夜
[00:52.830]The night Saint Nick went insane
[00:56.640]圣尼克精神失常的那一夜
[00:56.640]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[01:00.640]他终于意识到自己一直遭受不公
[01:00.640]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[01:05.128]有什么东西在他脑中彻底崩断
[01:05.128]Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
[01:09.038]他炸毁了整个工作坊
[01:09.038]Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[01:12.988]到处散落着丘比特和彗星的残骸
[01:12.988]And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[01:17.067]他将小精灵们捆绑 扣作人质不放
[01:17.067]And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
[01:21.086]把可怜的红鼻子 碾成驯鹿香肠
[01:21.086]He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
[01:25.014]舞者与腾跃者 倒在德国老枪下
[01:25.014]And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
[01:28.964]劈开闪电就像 猛鬼街的狂魔
[01:28.964]And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
[01:32.844]抄起火焰喷射器 把彗星烤得焦香
[01:32.844]And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken
[01:37.323]大咬一口还说 这味道像鸡肉一样
[01:37.323]The night Santa went crazy
[01:41.353]圣诞老人发疯的那一夜
[01:41.353]The night Kris Kringle went nuts
[01:44.372]那夜圣尼古拉癫如狂
[01:44.372]Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
[01:49.041]如今北极圈内举步维艰
[01:49.041]Without stepping in reindeer guts
[01:52.939]遍地都是驯鹿的残骸
[01:52.939]There's the National Guard and the FBI
[01:59.998]国民警卫队与FBI严阵以待
[01:59.998]There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[02:03.307]现场直播车蜂拥而至
[02:03.307]And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
[02:07.695]直升机在天空盘旋不休
[02:07.695]And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
[02:11.685]子弹横飞 死亡人数攀升
[02:11.685]And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why
[02:18.364]世人都在追问 圣诞老人为何疯狂
[02:18.364]My my my my my my
[02:21.364]我的 我的 我的 我的 我的 我的
[02:21.364]You used to be such a jolly guy
[02:32.754]你曾经是那么快乐的家伙
[02:32.754]Yes Virginia now Santa's doing time
[02:36.183]是的弗吉尼亚 现在圣诞老人在服刑
[02:36.183]In a federal prison for his infamous crime
[02:40.543]在联邦监狱为他臭名昭著的罪行
[02:40.543]Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears
[02:44.323]嘿小朋友别再哭泣
[02:44.323]He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years
[02:48.153]表现良好七百年后他就能出狱
[02:48.153]But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
[02:52.083]但维森正在接受治疗 唐纳仍惊魂未定
[02:52.083]And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
[02:56.102]精灵们都在邮政系统找到了新工作
[02:56.102]And they say Mrs Claus she's on the phone every night
[02:59.831]他们说克劳斯太太每晚都在通电话
[02:59.831]With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[03:03.429]和律师商谈电影改编权的事
[03:03.429]They're talkin' 'bout
[03:04.449]他们谈论着
[03:04.449]The night Santa went crazy
[03:08.529]圣诞老人发疯的那一夜
[03:08.529]The night Saint Nicholas flipped
[03:12.369]圣尼古拉斯失控的夜晚
[03:12.369]Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[03:16.009]为牛奶饼干折断了腰
[03:16.009]Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
[03:19.308]听起来像是受够了被欺骗
[03:19.308]Wo-oh the night Santa went crazy
[03:24.046]喔哦 圣诞老人发疯的那晚
[03:24.046]The night Saint Nick went insane
[03:27.866]圣尼克精神失常的那一夜
[03:27.866]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[03:31.816]他终于意识到自己一直遭受不公
[03:31.816]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:34.944]有什么东西在他脑中彻底崩断
[03:34.944]Wo-oh something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:38.893]喔哦 有什么东西在他脑中突然断裂
[03:38.893]Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:46.382]告诉你 有什么东西在他脑中突然断裂
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