[00:01.04]Phony Calls ( Parody of"Waterfalls" by TLC) -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:11.69]Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
[00:15.66]And you're stuck inside the house all alone
[00:20.55]That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
[00:25.94]Dial a random number up on your telephone
[00:32.86]You ask if their refrigerator is running
[00:37.22]Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
[00:41.93]Buddy if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
[00:47.81]They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
[00:52.02]Listen to me
[00:54.25]Don't go makin' phony calls
[00:58.23]Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[01:03.54]I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall
[01:09.10]But it's really gettin' old fast
[01:16.50]Little Melvin has a natural obsession
[01:20.42]Askin' for Prince Albert in a can
[01:26.74]He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
[01:31.35]To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
[01:37.71]He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
[01:42.20]Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
[01:48.41]He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line
[01:52.54]One day the phone police will be there at his door
[01:56.95]Yo hear me
[01:58.86]Don't go makin' phoney calls
[02:03.00]Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[02:08.39]Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
[02:13.75]How long is this phase gonna last
[02:18.82]Come on
[02:21.32]Moe's Taverne Where the elite meet to drink
[02:23.52]Uh yeah hello is Mike there Last name Rotch
[02:26.53]Hold on I'll check
[02:28.18]My crotch My crotch Hey has anybody seen my crotch lately
[02:34.39]Listen to me you little puke
[02:36.51]One of these days I'm gonna catch you
[02:38.18]And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick
[02:42.21]Don't go makin' phoney calls
[02:46.25]Please dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[02:51.37]You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all
[02:57.03]Hope that you grow out of this fast
[03:01.38]Grow out of this fast
[03:03.90]Don't go makin' phoney calls
[03:07.43]Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
[03:13.05]But you think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall