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[ti:A Complicated Song (Parody of"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
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[00:00.000]A Complicated Song(Parody of"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) (Parody of"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:02.650]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:02.650]Uh huh extra cheese
[00:07.040]啊哈 芝士加倍
[00:07.040]Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me
[00:12.490]啊哈 啊哈 给我留一块
[00:12.490]Pizza party at your house
[00:15.169]在你家办披萨派对
[00:15.169]I went just to check it out
[00:18.089]我过去凑个热闹
[00:18.089]19 extra larges
[00:20.858]19个特大号披萨
[00:20.858]What a shame no one came
[00:23.938]真可惜 谁都没来
[00:23.938]Just us eating all alone
[00:26.578]就咱俩在那儿闷头吃
[00:26.578]You said take the pizza home
[00:29.697]你说把披萨都带回家吧
[00:29.697]No sense lettin' all this go to waste
[00:33.837]别浪费了这堆好东西
[00:33.837]So then I faced
[00:35.377]于是我不得不面对
[00:35.377]Pizza all day and everyday
[00:38.057]没完没了的披萨循环
[00:38.057]There's cheese round the clock
[00:39.677]芝士没日没夜地供应
[00:39.677]It's getting me blocked
[00:41.237]感觉肠道全给堵死了
[00:41.237]And I sure don't care for irregularity
[00:46.146]我可真受不了这种肠胃失调
[00:46.146]Tell me
[00:47.216]告诉我
[00:47.216]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
[00:51.455]为什么非要让我便秘得如此彻底
[00:51.455]'Cause right now
[00:52.204]就在此刻
[00:52.204]I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
[00:57.352]只要能清空肠道 我什么都愿意做
[00:57.352]In the bathroom
[00:58.731]在浴室里
[00:58.731]I sit and I wait and I strain and
[01:01.321]我坐着 我等着 我使着劲
[01:01.321]I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
[01:04.451]我流着汗 咬着牙 感受着痛苦
[01:04.451]Oh should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated
[01:09.060]噢 是该吃点泻药 还是干脆去灌个肠
[01:09.060]No no no
[01:13.870]
[01:13.870]I was feeling pretty down
[01:16.580]我本来心情挺低落
[01:16.580]Till my girlfriend came around
[01:19.390]直到我女朋友出现
[01:19.390]We're just so alike in every way I gotta say
[01:24.690]不得不说 我们简直是一个模子里刻出来的
[01:24.690]In fact I just thought I might
[01:28.070]事实上我当时心想
[01:28.070]Pop the question there that night
[01:31.030]就在那天晚上掏出戒指求婚
[01:31.030]I was kissing her so tenderly
[01:35.020]我正温柔地吻着她
[01:35.020]But we is me
[01:36.899]可我们本就是一家
[01:36.899]Who would uh guessed her family crest
[01:39.489]谁能料到那枚族徽
[01:39.489]I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh
[01:42.509]竟被我一眼瞥见 纹在她的腿上
[01:42.509]And son of a gun it's just like the one on me
[01:47.459]真见鬼 那纹身跟我身上的一模一样
[01:47.459]Tell me
[01:48.469]告诉我
[01:48.469]How was I supposed to know we were both related
[01:52.839]我哪能想到 咱俩竟然是亲戚
[01:52.839]Believe me if I knew she was my cousin
[01:55.379]信我 早知她是表妹
[01:55.379]We never would of dated
[01:58.529]我也绝不会跟她约会
[01:58.529]What to do now
[01:59.989]现在该咋办
[01:59.989]Should I go ahead and propose
[02:02.819]我是该干脆将错就错去求婚
[02:02.819]And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
[02:05.909]办了喜酒 然后生一堆11个脚趾的小孩
[02:05.909]And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
[02:10.309]再搬到阿拉巴马 那种百无禁忌的地方去
[02:10.309]No no no
[02:12.329]
[02:12.329]No no no no no no no no no no no no
[02:21.557]
[02:21.557]No no no no
[02:24.007]
[02:24.007]I had so much on my mind
[02:26.537]我脑子里乱成一团
[02:26.537]I thought maybe I'd unwind
[02:29.487]想着也许该去散散心
[02:29.487]Try out that new roller coaster ride
[02:33.497]去坐坐那个新开的过山车
[02:33.497]And the guide
[02:35.257]那个导游说
[02:35.257]Said not to stand but that's a demand
[02:37.897]叫我别站起来 可这要求
[02:37.897]That I couldn't meet I got on my feet
[02:40.697]我偏不听 非要站起身
[02:40.697]And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
[02:45.877]结果脑袋就这么飞了 你瞧
[02:45.877]Tell me
[02:46.917]告诉我
[02:46.917]Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
[02:51.247]为什么非要搞得自己身首异处
[02:51.247]This really is a major inconvenience
[02:54.127]这下可真是太不方便了
[02:54.127]Oh man I really hate it
[02:56.967]天呐 我真讨厌这样
[02:56.967]It's such a drag now
[02:58.427]这日子没法过了
[02:58.427]Can't eat I can't breathe
[03:00.357]没法吃饭 没法呼吸
[03:00.357]I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore
[03:04.067]不能打呼 不能打嗝 也不能唱约德尔调了
[03:04.067]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
[03:08.297]不能吐痰 不能擤鼻涕 连《体育画报》都看不了
[03:08.297]Oh no
[03:10.417]
[03:10.417]Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated
[03:13.676]为什么非要把自己弄得残缺不全
[03:13.676]Yeah yeah
[03:14.516]
[03:14.516]I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated
[03:20.266]我得告诉你 没头的生活确实让人挺烦
[03:20.266]What a bummer
[03:21.866]真倒霉
[03:21.866]I can't blink I can't cough
[03:23.526]不能眨眼 不能咳嗽
[03:23.526]I can't sneeze
[03:24.236]不能打喷嚏
[03:24.236]But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
[03:27.616]不过脖子倒是吹着凉爽的微风
[03:27.616]Haven't been the same since my head and
[03:29.746]自从我和我的脑袋
[03:29.746]I were separated
[03:32.006]分了家
[03:32.006]No no no
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