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[00:00.000]Genius In France -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:16.261]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:16.261]I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
[00:23.190]我并非盒中最亮的那支蜡笔
[00:23.190]Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
[00:31.030]人人都说我比一袋石头还愚钝
[00:31.030]I barely even know how to put on my own pants
[00:36.930]我连自己穿裤子都笨手笨脚
[00:36.930]But I'm a genius in France yeah
[00:39.610]但在法国我是天才 没错
[00:39.610]Genius in France genius in France
[00:45.630]法国的天才 法国的天才
[00:45.630]Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka
[00:47.189]呼姆恰恰啦 呼姆恰恰啦 呼姆恰恰
[00:47.189]I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
[00:54.579]我或许不是最机灵的那块奶酪
[00:54.579]I got a negative number on my SAT's
[01:02.309]我的SAT成绩甚至得了负数
[01:02.309]I'm not good looking
[01:04.809]我相貌平平
[01:04.809]And I don't know how to dance
[01:08.747]也不懂舞步翩跹
[01:08.747]But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence
[01:10.307]但即便如此 事实摆在眼前
[01:10.307]I am still widely considered to be a
[01:12.327]人们依然公认我是
[01:12.327]Genius in France genius in France genius in France
[01:22.575]法兰西的天才 法兰西的天才 法兰西的天才
[01:22.575]People say I'm a geek a moronic little freak
[01:26.185]有人说我是怪胎 愚蠢的小怪物
[01:26.185]An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
[01:31.885]恼人的小不点 生就一副倒霉相
[01:31.885]If I was any dumber they'd have to water me twice a week
[01:38.815]若我再笨些 怕是要每周浇两次水
[01:38.815]But when the mademoiselles see me they all swoon and shriek
[01:42.494]每当法国姑娘见到我 都会尖叫晕眩
[01:42.494]They dig my mystique they think I'm cest magnifique
[01:46.073]她们迷恋我的神秘气质 夸我魅力非凡
[01:46.073]When I'm in Paree I'm the chicest of the chic
[01:52.892]在巴黎街头 我是最时髦的时尚标杆
[01:52.892]They love my body odor and my bad toupee
[01:56.322]她们爱我的体味 还有那顶滑稽假发
[01:56.322]They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
[01:59.491]钟爱我的条纹衫 和那顶傻气的贝雷帽
[01:59.491]And when I'm sipping on a perrier
[02:04.050]当我啜饮着巴黎水
[02:04.050]In some cafe down in St Tropez
[02:07.360]在圣特罗佩的咖啡馆
[02:07.360]It's hard to keep the fans at bay
[02:10.120]粉丝们的热情难以抵挡
[02:10.120]They say sign my poodle s'il vous plait
[02:13.940]他们说请给我的贵宾犬签名吧
[02:13.940]Sign my poodle s'il vous plait
[02:17.279]请给我的贵宾犬签名吧
[02:17.279]Hemenene humenene himenene homenene
[02:18.959]哼哼唧唧 哼哼唧唧
[02:18.959]Poodle poodle
[02:31.038]贵宾犬 贵宾犬
[02:31.038]Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
[02:34.498]家乡的人们都当我是傻瓜
[02:34.498]Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
[02:37.887]说我基因池里氯气太多啦
[02:37.887]A few peas short of a casserole
[02:41.216]就像砂锅菜少了豌豆粒
[02:41.216]A few buttons missing on my remote control
[02:45.376]遥控器上缺了几个按键
[02:45.376]A few fries short of a happy meal
[02:48.646]连快乐套餐都配不齐薯条
[02:48.646]I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
[02:54.626]照着鞋跟说明也倒不出靴中水
[02:54.626]Instructions on the heel
[02:57.156]鞋跟上的说明
[02:57.156]Instructions on the heel
[03:00.226]鞋跟上的说明
[03:00.226]But when I'm in provence I get free croissants
[03:03.656]但在普罗旺斯他们送我牛角包
[03:03.656]Yeah I'm the guy every French lady wants
[03:06.595]每个法国姑娘都为我倾倒
[03:06.595]And if you ask 'em why you're bound to get this response
[03:10.455]若问缘由 答案总是一样妙
[03:10.455]He's a genius in France
[03:11.985]他在法国是个天才
[03:11.985]Genius in France
[03:12.945]法国的天才
[03:12.945]That's right
[03:13.285]没错
[03:13.285]He's a genius in France
[03:15.085]他在法国是个天才
[03:15.085]Genius in France
[03:16.355]法国的天才
[03:16.355]You know it
[03:17.005]你知道的
[03:17.005]He's a genius in France geniuse in France genius in France
[03:24.435]他在法国是个天才 法国的天才 法国的天才
[03:24.435]I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
[03:31.255]我并非圣诞树上最亮的那盏灯
[03:31.255]But the folks in France they don't seem to agree
[03:37.425]但法国人似乎并不这么认为
[03:37.425]They say Bonjour Monsieur would you take ze picture with me
[03:44.475]他们热情招呼"先生 能否与我合影"
[03:44.475]I say oui oui
[03:47.335]我连声应道"好的好的"
[03:47.335]That's right I say oui oui
[03:51.995]没错我重复着"好的好的"
[03:51.995]Oui oui
[03:54.925]好的好的
[03:54.925]He says oui oui
[03:58.935]他跟着说"好的好的"
[03:58.935]I'm dumber than a box of hair
[04:02.095]我愚钝如榆木疙瘩
[04:02.095]But those Frenchies don't seem to care
[04:05.505]可法国人丝毫不在意
[04:05.505]Don't know why mon frere
[04:07.095]不知为何 我的兄弟
[04:07.095]But they love me there
[04:08.735]但他们在那里深爱着我
[04:08.735]I'm a genius in France
[04:12.075]在法兰西我是天才
[04:12.075]I'm a genius in France
[04:16.365]在法兰西我是天才
[04:16.365]Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
[04:22.905]当我现身戛纳必将掀起波澜
[04:22.905]Gonna make those Frenchies scream
[04:25.485]定让法兰西人为我欢呼
[04:25.485]You ze man
[04:26.595]你是传奇
[04:26.595]You ze man
[04:27.245]你是传奇
[04:27.245]You ze man
[04:28.343]你是传奇
[04:28.343]Like a fine renoir waa waa
[04:31.603]像一幅雷诺阿名画 哇哇
[04:31.603]I've got that je ne c'est quoi quoi
[04:34.920]我拥有那难以言喻的魅力 懂吗
[04:34.920]Like a fine renoir waa ooh la la
[04:37.819]像一幅雷诺阿名画 哇 哦啦啦
[04:37.819]I've got that je ne c'est
[04:39.819]我拥有那难以言喻的
[04:39.819]Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo
[04:43.169]魅力 魅力 哦喂哦
[04:43.169]Quoi quoi quoi oo we oo
[04:47.008]魅力 魅力 哦喂哦
[04:47.008]Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
[04:48.848]
[04:48.848]Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
[04:50.648]
[04:50.648]Bow
[04:54.088]
[04:54.088]I'm a taco short of a combo plate
[04:57.148]我总缺根筋 像个不完整的套餐
[04:57.148]But by some twist of fate
[04:58.828]但命运如此奇妙
[04:58.828]All the frogs think I'm great
[05:00.438]法国人都为我倾倒
[05:00.438]Oh the men all faint and the women scream
[05:03.818]男人晕眩 女人尖叫
[05:03.818]They like me more than heavy cream
[05:07.247]他们爱我更胜奶油甜腻的味道
[05:07.247]When I'm in versailles
[05:08.687]当我在凡尔赛宫时
[05:08.687]I'm a popular guy
[05:10.457]我是个受欢迎的家伙
[05:10.457]My oh my
[05:11.237]天呐
[05:11.237]I'm as French as apple pie apple pie
[05:15.547]我就像苹果派一样法式 苹果派
[05:15.547]They think I'm awfully witty a riot and a half
[05:19.006]他们觉得我风趣极了 简直笑料十足
[05:19.006]When I tell a stupid joke
[05:20.516]当我讲个愚蠢笑话时
[05:20.516]They laugh haw haw haw haw haw
[05:22.526]他们哈哈大笑
[05:22.526]And laugh haw haw haw haw haw
[05:24.386]笑个不停
[05:24.386]People in France have lots of attitude
[05:27.706]法国人总是自命不凡
[05:27.706]They're snotty and rude
[05:29.066]傲慢又无礼
[05:29.066]They like disgusting food
[05:31.226]还爱吃恶心的食物
[05:31.226]But when they see me they just come unglued
[05:36.186]但见到我就神魂颠倒
[05:36.186]They think that I am one happening dude
[05:39.686]他们觉得我是风云人物
[05:39.686]Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
[05:41.126]蹦吧吧蹦吧蹦吧蹦
[05:41.126]I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
[05:44.135]我笨得像颗保龄球
[05:44.135]But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
[05:47.964]却比戴高乐更受欢迎
[05:47.964]Entre nous it's very true
[05:51.054]说实话 我们之间确实如此
[05:51.054]The room temperature's higher than my IQ
[05:54.514]室温都比我智商高出一截
[05:54.514]But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
[05:59.634]但他们爱我却胜过杰拉尔·德帕迪约
[05:59.634]How did this happen
[06:01.274]这究竟是怎么回事
[06:01.274]I don't have a clue
[06:03.204]我完全摸不着头脑
[06:03.204]I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
[06:10.484]我可不是农场里最灵光的拖拉机
[06:10.484]I don't have any skills or grace or charm
[06:17.554]既无才华 也不优雅 更没魅力
[06:17.554]And most people look at me like I'll covered with ants
[06:23.914]多数人看我的眼神像在看爬满蚂蚁的怪物
[06:23.914]But I'm a genius in France
[06:25.714]但在法国我却是天才
[06:25.714]Yeah genius in France genius in France
[06:32.254]没错 法国的天才 法国的天才
[06:32.254]And I'm never goin' back
[06:34.284]而我再也不会回去
[06:34.284]I'm never goin' back
[06:36.254]再也不会回去
[06:36.254]I'm never never never never goin' back home again
[06:40.044]永远永远永远永远不再回到家乡
[06:40.044]I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
[06:44.094]撕碎返程的机票
[06:44.094]Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it
[06:47.753]我要告诉家乡的人们 他们可以收起那一套
[06:47.753]'Cause I'm never goin' back I'm never goin' back
[06:51.652]因为我再也不会回去 再也不会回去
[06:51.652]I'm never goin' back
[06:56.491]再也不会回去
[06:56.491]The girls back home never gave me a chance
[06:59.721]家乡的女孩从不给我机会
[06:59.721]But I sho nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
[07:03.861]但我却让那些法国佬神魂颠倒
[07:03.861]And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
[07:08.330]我知道这简直不可思议
[07:08.330]But great googily moogily
[07:09.960]但老天爷啊
[07:09.960]I'm a genius in France
[07:16.630]在法兰西我是天才
[07:16.630]Every Frenchie that I meet
[07:18.800]每个遇到的法国人
[07:18.800]Just can't wait to kiss my feet
[07:22.040]迫不及待想亲吻我的脚
[07:22.040]Get in line pucker up
[07:23.830]排好队 撅起嘴
[07:23.830]Tout suite
[07:24.890]立刻马上
[07:24.890]Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
[07:27.028]咚咚锵 咚咚锵 咚咚锵
[07:27.028]I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
[07:29.918]我的名气每时每刻都在增长
[07:29.918]Start with paces and drunk with power
[07:33.368]开始踱步 沉醉于权力
[07:33.368]Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
[07:39.298]现在他们要在埃菲尔铁塔旁为我立像
[07:39.298]A little more to the left boys a little more to the left
[07:44.768]再往左一点 伙计们 再往左一点
[07:44.768]A little more to the left boys a little more to the left
[08:17.478]再往左一点 伙计们 再往左一点
[08:17.478]I'm the biggest dork there is alive
[08:23.858]我是这世上最笨拙的呆子
[08:23.858]My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35
[08:31.157]直到35岁 我的衣服还是妈妈帮我挑选
[08:31.157]And I forgot to mention
[08:34.187]我忘了告诉你
[08:34.187]I'm not even welcome at the star trek convention
[08:37.697]连星际迷航大会都不欢迎我参加
[08:37.697]But the Frenchies think
[08:39.327]但法国人却觉得
[08:39.327]That my poop don't stink
[08:41.217]我连缺点都可爱
[08:41.217]I'm a genius in France
[08:48.157]在法兰西我是天才
[08:48.157]Say would you pass the grey poupon
[08:52.967]请问能递一下芥末酱吗
[08:52.967]Merci beaucoup
[08:53.447]非常感谢
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