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[00:00.000]Why Does This Always Happen to Me? -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:16.897]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:16.897]I was watching my TV one night
[00:19.525]那晚我正看着电视节目
[00:19.525]When they broke in with a special report
[00:22.955]突然插播了一条紧急新闻
[00:22.955]About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
[00:29.184]报道秘鲁毁灭性的大地震
[00:29.184]There were thirty thousand crushed
[00:31.083]三万人当场丧生
[00:31.083]To death even more were buried alive
[00:35.283]更多人被活埋废墟中
[00:35.283]On the Richter scale it measured 82
[00:40.923]里氏震级高达八点二
[00:40.923]And I said god please answer me one question
[00:47.923]我祈求上帝回答我一个问题
[00:47.923]Why'd they have to interrupt 'the Simpson's just for this
[00:54.102]为何偏偏要在《辛普森》播放时打断我
[00:54.102]What a drag 'cause I was taping it and everything
[00:59.400]真扫兴 我明明都录好了所有内容
[00:59.400]And now I'll have to wait for the rerun
[01:02.619]现在只能等重播
[01:02.619]To see the part of the show I missed
[01:06.339]才能补上错过的片段
[01:06.339]Why does this always happen
[01:09.888]为何这种事总发生
[01:09.888]Why does this always happen to me
[01:12.917]为何倒霉的总是我
[01:12.917]Why does this always happen
[01:15.616]为何这种事总发生
[01:15.616]Why why does this always happen to me
[01:19.025]为何为何倒霉的总是我
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[01:30.585]I was driving down the highway
[01:33.495]我正驾车飞驰在高速路上
[01:33.495]When all the traffic slowed to a crawl
[01:36.595]车流却突然停滞不前
[01:36.595]There was a twelve-car pile-up everybody dead
[01:42.745]十二车连环相撞无人生还
[01:42.745]And I saw brains and guts
[01:44.545]我目睹脑浆与内脏
[01:44.545]And vital organs splattered everywhere
[01:48.794]破碎的器官四处飞溅
[01:48.794]As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
[01:52.673]还有我朋友罗伯特那具无头尸身
[01:52.673]Disembodied head
[01:54.582]无头尸身
[01:54.582]And I thought poor Rob I just had lunch with him
[02:01.142]可怜的罗伯 我刚刚还和他共进午餐
[02:01.142]Hey wait a minute he still
[02:03.770]等等 这家伙
[02:03.770]Owes me money what a jerk
[02:07.240]还欠我钱 真够混蛋
[02:07.240]Well there's five bucks
[02:10.140]那五块钱
[02:10.140]That I'm never gonna see again
[02:13.219]怕是永远讨不回来了
[02:13.219]Plus now on top of everything else
[02:16.109]更糟的是现在又雪上加霜
[02:16.109]It looks like I'm gonna be late to work
[02:20.167]看来我上班要迟到了
[02:20.167]Why does this always happen
[02:23.587]为何这种事总发生
[02:23.587]Why does this always happen to me
[02:26.667]为何倒霉的总是我
[02:26.667]Why does this always happen
[02:29.307]为何这种事总发生
[02:29.307]Why why does this always happen to me
[02:32.807]为何为何倒霉的总是我
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[03:08.937]Oh the other day my boss said
[03:11.907]那天老板对我说
[03:11.907]We were running low on toner
[03:14.977]打印机碳粉快用完了
[03:14.977]And he told me I should buy another case
[03:21.177]他让我再去买一箱
[03:21.177]Well I told him I was busy
[03:24.087]我说我现在很忙
[03:24.087]But he still just kept on asking
[03:27.117]他却一直喋喋不休
[03:27.117]So I turned around and stabbed him
[03:29.804]于是我转身捅了他
[03:29.804]In the face right in the face
[03:33.004]直接捅在脸上
[03:33.004]Oh and wouldn't you know it my knife got stuck
[03:40.380]哦 你猜怎么着 我的刀卡住了
[03:40.380]I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
[03:45.850]我想这种事偶尔总会发生吧
[03:45.850]But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
[03:51.589]但恐怕刀尖被我弄弯了一点
[03:51.589]And I know that blade will never ever be quite
[03:55.397]我知道这把刀再也
[03:55.397]As sharp again quite as sharp again
[04:00.116]不会像从前那样锋利了 永远不会
[04:00.116]Oh tell me
[04:01.256]哦 告诉我
[04:01.256]Why does this always happen
[04:05.004]为何这种事总发生
[04:05.004]Why does this always happen to me
[04:08.082]为何倒霉的总是我
[04:08.082]Why does this always happen
[04:10.632]为何这种事总发生
[04:10.632]Why does this always happen to me
[04:14.082]为何倒霉的总是我
[04:14.082]Why does this always happen to me
[04:17.281]为何倒霉的总是我
[04:17.281]Why does this always happen to me
[04:20.321]为何倒霉的总是我
[04:20.321]Why does this always happen to me
[04:23.571]为何倒霉的总是我
[04:23.571]Why does this always happen to me
[04:26.161]为何倒霉的总是我
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