[00:05.37]Spam - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:11.93]Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
[00:16.99]Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it
[00:21.48]Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
[00:25.04]Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all
[00:29.22]If you're running low, go to the store.
[00:32.84]Carry some money to help you buy more
[00:36.97]The tab is going to open the can
[00:41.09]The can is there to hold in the Spam
[00:45.33]Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
[00:49.96]Think about selection; are there differnt flavors?
[00:53.71]Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
[00:58.52]Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat
[01:02.76]If you need a spoon, keep one around
[01:06.25]Carry a thermos to help wash it down
[01:10.50]Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out
[01:14.30]Use it for spackle or bathroom grout
[01:19.23]Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
[01:23.17]Think of expiration- better read the label
[01:27.28]Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
[01:32.21]Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold
[01:54.06]Now once you start in you can't put it down
[01:56.92]Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown
[02:00.99]The key is going to open the tin
[02:04.85]The tin is there to keep the Spam in
[02:08.90]Oh, Spam (Spam!)
[02:10.72]Ham and pork
[02:13.96]Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it
[02:17.54]Spam (spam!)
[02:19.10]It's the best
[02:22.72]Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it
[02:27.21]Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
[02:30.64]Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!)
[02:34.95]Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
[02:38.70]Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat
[02:43.31]Spam in the back of my car
[02:46.18]Spam anyplace that you are
[03:00.01]Oh, Spam!