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[00:00.000]The Weird Al Show Theme - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00.600]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:00.600]Oh this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
[00:03.179]这是一个关于阿尔的故事
[00:03.179]And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
[00:05.058]他曾与仓鼠伙伴栖身下水道里
[00:05.058]But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
[00:06.997]但清洁工们对此颇有微词
[00:06.997]So he packed up his accordion and had to move
[00:09.106]于是他收拾手风琴被迫迁徙
[00:09.106]To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
[00:11.204]来到俄亥俄州栖居树梢
[00:11.204]And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
[00:13.404]在鼻通剂工厂终日劳作
[00:13.404]And he played on the company bowling team
[00:15.323]还是公司保龄球队的队员
[00:15.323]And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
[00:17.442]每个夜晚他都做着同样诡异的梦
[00:17.442]Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
[00:19.411]梦见自己穿着皮裤 泡在酸奶桶中
[00:19.411]But that's really not important to the story
[00:21.439]不过这并非故事的重点所在
[00:21.439]Well the very next year he met a dental hygienist
[00:23.978]就在来年他遇见一位牙科护士
[00:23.978]With a spatula tattooed on her arm on her arm
[00:25.887]她手臂上纹着锅铲图案 清晰可见
[00:25.887]But he didn't keep in touch
[00:27.056]但他没能保持联系
[00:27.056]And he lost her number
[00:28.025]最终弄丢了她的号码
[00:28.025]Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
[00:30.104]后来他在薯球农场找了份活计
[00:30.104]And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
[00:32.284]他倾尽毕生积蓄买下分层洞穴
[00:32.284]Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth of the Earth
[00:34.443]深藏地底二十英里处
[00:34.443]And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
[00:36.953]他做的果冻豆腌黄瓜三明治确实美味
[00:36.953]For what it's worth
[00:38.583]虽然不值一提
[00:38.583]Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
[00:40.683]某日阿尔在森林想晒日光浴
[00:40.683]When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
[00:42.802]却听见滑稽小人的痛苦尖叫
[00:42.802]He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
[00:44.991]那人被熊夹困住 阿尔解救了他
[00:44.991]And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
[00:47.080]获救者感激之情溢于言表
[00:47.080]And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on tv
[00:49.110]原来他是电视圈的金牌制作人
[00:49.110]So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
[00:51.280]于是阿尔签下合约 你猜怎么着
[00:51.280]Now he's got his very own Weird Al show
[01:07.879]现在他有了专属的《怪咖艾尔秀》
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