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[ti:Virus Alert]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
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[00:00.000]Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic
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[00:06.289]Hey everyone listen up your attention
[00:09.878]所有人 听好 集中注意力
[00:09.878]If you please
[00:11.537]如果你愿意
[00:11.537]Really want to give you a warning
[00:13.147]真的想给你个警告
[00:13.147]'Cause I found out this morning
[00:14.617]因为 今天早上
[00:14.617]'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus
[00:17.924]我发现了一种危险而隐蔽的电脑病毒
[00:17.924]If you should get any mail with the subject:
[00:21.322]如果你收到一封如下标题的邮件
[00:21.322]"Stinky Cheese"
[00:23.422]恶臭奶酪
[00:23.422]Better not go taking your chances
[00:24.691]最好不要冒这个险
[00:24.691]Under no circumstances
[00:26.281]坚决不行
[00:26.281]Should you open it or else it will
[00:30.140]你要打开它 否则的话
[00:30.140]Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.499]它会把你所有的文件都转化成斯瓦西里语
[00:33.499]Make your TV record"Gigli"
[00:35.799]将你的电视节目搞得一塌糊涂
[00:35.799]Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
[00:41.278]将你的宠物们绝育 让你洗好的衣服全被静电吸附
[00:41.278](Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:44.048]小心 它会让你的电脑屏幕死机
[00:44.048](Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:47.028]小心 它会清除你DVD里的复活节彩蛋片段
[00:47.028](Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
[00:49.848]小心 清除你辛辛苦苦创建的电脑备份
[00:49.848]And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[00:54.117]还有那些与你相关的电脑硬盘
[00:54.117]Virus alert
[00:55.647]病毒警告
[00:55.647]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[00:59.866]立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
[00:59.866]Forward this message on to everybody
[01:05.646]把这个消息告诉所有人
[01:05.646]Soon very soon
[01:07.305]尽快 要尽快
[01:07.305]It will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:11.225]它会突破你的所有防火墙
[01:11.225]It'll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.605]它会让你的键盘失去功效
[01:12.605]Give your poodle a hickey
[01:14.275]与你的宠物告别
[01:14.275]And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:17.305]把你的现金投资到欧洲迪斯尼
[01:17.305]Then it will tie up your phone
[01:20.125]它会占领你的手机
[01:20.125]Making crank long distance calls
[01:22.985]自动拨打长途电话
[01:22.985]It'll set your clocks back an hour
[01:24.205]会将你的时钟调慢一个小时
[01:24.205]And start hogging the shower
[01:26.145]彻底占据你的私人空间
[01:26.145]So just trash it now or else it will
[01:29.694]现在赶紧丢弃 否则的话
[01:29.694]Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
[01:32.693]它会让你寸步难行
[01:32.693]Legally change your name to Reggie
[01:35.172]合法地换掉你的姓名
[01:35.172]Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[01:40.702]甚至改变你泳池的PH值
[01:40.702](Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
[01:43.662]小心 它会让你将你的脸融化 与头骨分离
[01:43.662](Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:46.502]小心 让你的iPod只会播放Jethro Tull的歌曲
[01:46.502](Look out )
[01:46.992]小心
[01:46.992]And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
[01:49.432]当你想要睡觉的时候 给你讲那些令人捧腹的笑话
[01:49.432](Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:52.321]小心 让你的身体疲惫至极
[01:52.321](Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:55.079]小心 偷走你的身份证和信用卡
[01:55.079](Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:58.258]小心 买下一大堆的粉色泳衣
[01:58.258](Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.978]造成时空错乱
[02:00.978]And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:04.136]让你整个家到处一片狼藉
[02:04.136]That's right it's a
[02:05.745]就是这样
[02:05.745]Virus alert
[02:07.165]这就是病毒警告
[02:07.165]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[02:11.723]立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
[02:11.723]Forward this message on to everybody
[02:14.553]把这个消息告诉所有人
[02:14.553]Virus alert
[02:16.053]病毒警告
[02:16.053]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[02:20.263]立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
[02:20.263]Forward this message on to everybody
[02:23.452]把这个消息告诉所有人
[02:23.452]Warn all your friends send this to everybody
[02:26.352]警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人
[02:26.352]Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
[02:31.711]告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人
[02:31.711]If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born
[02:37.360]如果你被感染了 你会希望你从未出生
[02:37.360]So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
[02:44.149]在它传播给你的奶奶以及所有亲属之前
[02:44.149]Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.859]关掉你的电脑 确保拔掉电源
[02:46.859]Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
[02:49.809]将它深埋于地底
[02:49.809]Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.469]将它彻底埋葬 再压上些大石头就更好了
[02:52.469]Then burn all the clothes
[02:53.838]烧掉所有的衣服
[02:53.838]You may have worn any time you were online
[02:58.907]那些在你上网的任何时候 都会穿的衣服
[02:58.907]Virus alert
[03:00.017]病毒警告
[03:00.017]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[03:04.554]立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
[03:04.554]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:07.553]把这个消息告诉所有人
[03:07.553]Virus alert
[03:09.143]病毒警告
[03:09.143]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[03:13.383]立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
[03:13.383]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:16.242]把这个消息告诉所有人
[03:16.242]Virus alert
[03:17.692]病毒警告
[03:17.692]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[03:21.832]立即删除 在有人受到伤害之前
[03:21.832]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:25.142]把这个消息告诉所有人
[03:25.142]Warn all your friends send this to everybody
[03:27.952]警告你所有的朋友 把这个消息传播给每一个人
[03:27.952]Tell everyone you know tell everybody now
[03:31.622]告诉你认识的所有人 现在就告诉所有人
[03:31.622]What are you waiting for
[03:33.762]你还在等什么
[03:33.762]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person
[03:36.322]赶紧去告诉每一个
[03:36.322]That you know
[03:37.422]你认识的人
[03:37.422]Hit send right now
[03:40.512]现在就把这个消息传播出去
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