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[00:00.000]Close But No Cigar (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:07.638]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:07.638]Jillian was her name
[00:10.738]她名叫吉莉安
[00:10.738]She was sweeter than aspartame
[00:14.868]比阿斯巴甜更让人沉醉
[00:14.868]Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
[00:17.968]她的吻改写了我生命的密码
[00:17.968]And after that I never was the same
[00:21.497]从此以后我再不是从前的我
[00:21.497]And I loved her even more
[00:24.316]我对她的爱意浓烈
[00:24.316]Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
[00:28.903]胜过马龙·白兰度迷恋舒芙蕾
[00:28.903]She was gorgeous she was charming
[00:32.223]她明艳动人 风情万种
[00:32.223]Yeah she was perfect in every way
[00:35.992]是啊 她完美得无可挑剔
[00:35.992]Except she was always using the word"infer"
[00:40.321]只可惜她总爱用"推断"这个词
[00:40.321]When she obviously meant"imply"
[00:43.670]明明想表达的是"暗示"
[00:43.670]And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
[00:47.729]我知道有些男人会容忍这种小事
[00:47.729]But frankly I can't imagine why
[00:50.558]但说实话 我实在无法理解
[00:50.558]And I told her I said
[00:51.618]于是我告诉她
[00:51.618]"Hey Are we playing horseshoes honey
[00:55.467]"亲爱的 我们是在玩马蹄铁游戏吗
[00:55.467]No I don't think we are
[00:59.067]不 我想我们并不是"
[00:59.067]You're close (Close )
[01:02.316]你已接近完美（接近完美）
[01:02.316]But no cigar"
[01:07.026]但终究差那么一点
[01:07.026]Then I met sweet young Janet
[01:10.055]后来我遇见甜美的珍妮特
[01:10.055]Prettiest thing on the planet
[01:14.574]她是这星球上最美的风景
[01:14.574]Had a body hotter than a habanjero
[01:17.744]她的身材比哈瓦那辣椒还要火辣
[01:17.744]She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
[01:21.154]双唇如熟透的石榴般诱人
[01:21.154]And I was crazy like Manson about her
[01:24.282]我为她痴狂得像曼森般着迷
[01:24.282]She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
[01:28.492]她让我窒息如妈妈卡斯般沉醉
[01:28.492]She had a smile so incredibly radiant
[01:31.822]她的笑容如此灿烂夺目
[01:31.822]You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
[01:35.442]耀眼得让人需要透过墨镜凝望
[01:35.442]I thought after all these years of searching around
[01:39.660]历经多年寻觅 我原以为终于
[01:39.660]I'd found my soulmate finally
[01:42.889]找到了命中注定的灵魂伴侣
[01:42.889]But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
[01:47.347]直到某天发现她竟收藏着
[01:47.347]Of Joe Dirt on DVD
[01:49.667]《乔迪特》的DVD影碟
[01:49.667]Oh no I said
[01:51.226]天啊 我失声惊呼
[01:51.226]"Hey Are we lobbing hand grenades kiddo
[01:54.705]"嘿 我们是在扔手榴弹吗 小可爱"
[01:54.705]No I don't think we are
[01:58.453]不 我想并不是
[01:58.453]You're close (Close )
[02:01.183]你已接近完美（接近完美）
[02:01.183]Oh so very close (Close )
[02:04.632]噢 如此接近 (接近了)
[02:04.632]Yeah baby you're close (Close )
[02:07.342]是啊 宝贝 你接近了 (接近了)
[02:07.342]So close
[02:08.631]如此接近
[02:08.631]But no cigar"
[02:15.923]但终究差那么一点
[02:15.923](Oh yeah )
[02:19.672](噢 是啊)
[02:19.672](Oh no )
[02:22.412](哦 不)
[02:22.412](Oh yeah )
[02:25.152](噢 是啊)
[02:25.152](Oh no )
[02:28.022](哦 不)
[02:28.022](ALL RIGHT )
[02:35.881](好吧)
[02:35.881]Julie played water polo
[02:38.911]朱莉曾是水球选手
[02:38.911]She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
[02:42.521]她左脚的莫罗鞋系着丝带
[02:42.521]She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
[02:46.281]每次靠近都让我紧张如尼克松
[02:46.281]My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
[02:50.091]心跳快得像巴迪·里夫的独奏
[02:50.091]And she was everything I've dreamed of
[02:53.320]她就是我梦寐以求的完美恋人
[02:53.320]She moved right up to 1 on my list
[02:57.077]直接跃居我心动榜单第一名
[02:57.077]And did I mention she's a world famous billionare
[03:00.657]还没说她身兼数职——亿万富豪
[03:00.657]Bikini supermodel astrophysicist
[03:04.396]比基尼超模兼天体物理学家
[03:04.396]Yeah she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
[03:08.546]美得让查理兹·塞隆相形见绌
[03:08.546]Look like a big fat slobbering pig
[03:12.206]像头邋遢的胖猪
[03:12.206]The only caveat is one of her earlobes
[03:15.705]唯一的瑕疵是她某边耳垂
[03:15.705]Was just a little tiny bit too big
[03:19.734]稍微大了那么一丁点儿
[03:19.734]I said
[03:20.044]我说
[03:20.044]"Hey Are we doing government work here
[03:23.951]"嘿 我们是在处理公务吗
[03:23.951]No I don't think we are
[03:27.360]不 我想并不是
[03:27.360]You're close (Close )
[03:30.359]你已接近完美（接近完美）
[03:30.359]So very very close (Close )
[03:32.828]如此接近 几乎触手可及（接近）
[03:32.828]Aaw baby you're close (Close )
[03:36.277]噢 宝贝 你几乎完美（接近）
[03:36.277]So close
[03:37.487]如此接近
[03:37.487]But no cigar"
[03:39.527]但终究差那么一点
[03:39.527]Missed it by that much (No cigar )
[03:43.205]就差那么一点点 (差一点)
[03:43.205]Ah yeah Ah right (No cigar )
[03:46.895]啊 耶 啊 没错 (差一点)
[03:46.895]Really really really close (No cigar )
[03:51.795]真的 真的 非常接近 (差一点)
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