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[00:00.000]Headline News -"Weird Al" Yankovic
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[00:10.651]Once there was this kid who
[00:15.801]曾经有那么个小伙子
[00:15.801]Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
[00:20.020]去新加坡走了一趟 还带着他的喷漆
[00:20.020]And when he finally came back
[00:25.990]在他回来的时候
[00:25.990]He had cane marks all over his bottom
[00:34.488]他的屁股布满了藤条痕
[00:34.488]He said that it was from when
[00:37.348]他说那都是来自
[00:37.348]The warden whacked it soooo haaaaard
[00:44.038]监狱长的酷刑
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[00:53.807]Once there was this girl who
[00:58.716]曾经有那么个女孩
[00:58.716]Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
[01:03.726]发誓总有一天 她会成为拿到溜冰冠军的人
[01:03.726]And when she finally made it
[01:08.816]在她终于做到的时候
[01:08.816]She saw some other girl who was better ding sound
[01:17.496]她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色
[01:17.496]And so she hired some guy to
[01:20.286]于是她就请了些人
[01:20.286]Club her in the knee cap
[01:27.346]去打伤她的膝盖
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[01:47.305]They got paid for their sound bytes
[01:52.315]他们都因这些事件受惠了 还把故事的使用权
[01:52.315]And sold their TV movie rights
[02:00.545]卖给了电视电影
[02:00.545]And then there was this guy who
[02:05.965]之后又有那么一个家伙
[02:05.965]Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
[02:10.693]让他的老婆生气到在一天夜里把他杀了
[02:10.693]And when he finally came to
[02:16.013]当他终于睡醒的时候
[02:16.013]He found little Mr happy was missing
[02:24.583]他发现欢乐先生不见了
[02:24.583]He couldn't quite explain it
[02:27.143]他没法解释这一切
[02:27.143]It'd always just been there
[02:33.983]因为它一直以来都待在那里啊
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[03:09.362]那里
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[03:13.762]那里
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[03:24.112]那里
[03:24.112]There were there is
[03:29.511]那里 那里
[03:29.511]There were there is
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