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[00:00.223]Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:23.215]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:23.215]Doctor every night I have the strangest dreams
[00:29.942]医生 我每晚都做着最离奇的梦
[00:29.942]Doctor listen to me tell me what this means
[00:36.710]医生 请听我说 告诉我这意味着什么
[00:36.710]First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
[00:40.062]起初我穿着内衣去购物
[00:40.062]Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
[00:43.431]转眼间我漂浮在半空中
[00:43.431]My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
[00:46.919]我的嘴唇脱落 所有人都盯着我看
[00:46.919]Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
[00:50.043]甜甜圈和热狗在空中四处乱飞
[00:50.043]Now doctor wait a minute you ain't heard nothin' yet
[00:57.086]医生稍等 最精彩的部分还没开始
[00:57.086]Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
[01:03.997]接下来是我永远难忘的情节
[01:03.997]Now I'm bein' followed by these russian spies
[01:07.136]此刻我被俄罗斯间谍尾随跟踪
[01:07.136]They give me some velcro and an order of fries
[01:10.816]他们递来魔术贴和一份薯条
[01:10.816]Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship enterprise
[01:13.925]转眼间我竟在企业号上打保龄球
[01:13.925]I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
[01:17.254]坠入深坑时才猛然惊觉
[01:17.254]I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[01:24.167]我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
[01:24.167]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[01:27.937]我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
[01:27.937]Night after night after night after night
[01:30.907]夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
[01:30.907]All right
[01:38.188]好吧
[01:38.188]Doctor won't you tell me am I going insane
[01:44.569]医生啊 我是否已精神错乱
[01:44.569]Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
[01:51.319]是吃错了东西 还是大脑出了故障
[01:51.319]See I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
[01:54.824]看啊 我在教堂赤身裸体 遇见一只恐龙
[01:54.824]Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor
[01:58.160]想逃跑 双脚却被钉在地板上
[01:58.160]Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
[02:01.512]然后一个侏儒把我推进旋转门
[02:01.512]And I'm back in the very same place I was before
[02:04.948]我又回到了最初的地方
[02:04.948]Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[02:11.805]现在我困在衣橱里 和Vanna White一起
[02:11.805]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[02:15.710]我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
[02:15.710]Night after night after night after night
[02:18.614]夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
[02:18.614]And I can't bust out and I can't break free
[02:21.934]我无法挣脱 也无法逃离
[02:21.934]And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
[02:25.374]这狭小空间让我窒息难耐
[02:25.374]And I can't go home and I can't get loose
[02:28.742]我回不了家 也得不到解脱
[02:28.742]And I try to escape but it's just no use
[02:32.190]我尝试逃脱 却徒劳无功
[02:32.190]And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
[02:35.502]我永远无法离开 永远无法获胜
[02:35.502]And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
[02:39.063]空气逐渐稀薄 墙壁不断逼近
[02:39.063]And I can't go back and I can't get through
[02:42.247]我无法回头 也无法穿越
[02:42.247]But Vanna since you're here why don't
[02:44.385]既然范娜你在这里 不如
[02:44.385]You let me buy a vowel from you
[02:51.823]让我从你那儿买个元音吧
[02:51.823]Come on Vanna come on
[03:33.961]来吧范娜 快来吧
[03:33.961]Ow buhhh
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[03:40.785]Doctor all those crazy dreams have started again
[03:47.171]医生 那些疯狂的梦又开始了
[03:47.171]That's right I even wake up screaming now and then
[03:53.901]没错 我现在甚至偶尔会尖叫着醒来
[03:53.901]See I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
[03:57.520]你看我下班回家却忘了地址
[03:57.520]I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
[04:01.028]代数考试我已经迟到半小时
[04:01.028]Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
[04:03.982]突然一只黏糊的外星生物从我胸口窜出
[04:03.982]And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
[04:07.604]我不断坠落 坠落 结局你已能猜透
[04:07.604]I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:14.404]我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
[04:14.404]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:18.303]我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
[04:18.303]Night after night after night after night
[04:21.127]夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
[04:21.127]I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:28.351]我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
[04:28.351]Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:31.237]困在衣橱里 与凡娜·怀特共处
[04:31.237]N-n-n-night after night after night night night
[04:34.490]夜复一夜 夜夜如此
[04:34.490]Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:38.210]我困在衣橱里 与Vanna White一起
[04:38.210]Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
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[04:41.692]I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:45.588]我和凡娜·怀特困在衣橱中
[04:45.588]Night after night after night after night
[04:48.348]夜复一夜不断重复这噩梦
[04:48.348]I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:53.602]我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
[04:53.602]Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
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[04:55.371]I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
[04:58.395]我与凡娜·怀特困在衣橱里
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