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[ti:I Can't Watch This]
[ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic]
[al:Off The Deep End]
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[00:00.000]I Can't Watch This -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:00.960]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:00.960]I can't watch this I can't watch this
[00:08.280]我受不了 我实在看不下去
[00:08.280]I can't watch this I can't watch this
[00:14.440]我受不了 我实在看不下去
[00:14.440]My my my my TV makes me so bored
[00:17.929]我的电视让我无聊透顶
[00:17.929]Makes me say oh my Lord
[00:19.678]让我直呼老天爷
[00:19.678]What is this garbage here
[00:21.327]这都是些什么垃圾
[00:21.327]Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
[00:23.197]真想蒙住眼睛堵住耳朵
[00:23.197]It sucks and that's no lie
[00:25.067]烂透了 绝非虚言
[00:25.067]It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
[00:26.877]无聊得像看油漆晾干
[00:26.877]Lowers my IQ one notch
[00:28.626]智商都被拉低一截
[00:28.626]And that's the reason why uh I can't watch
[00:31.775]这就是我无法忍受的原因
[00:31.775]I told you homeboy I can't watch this
[00:35.325]早跟你说过 兄弟 这玩意我看不下去
[00:35.325]Yeah nothin' but trash and you know
[00:36.914]全是垃圾 你懂的
[00:36.914]I can't watch this
[00:38.954]我实在看不下去
[00:38.954]Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this
[00:43.023]宁愿戳瞎双眼 也看不下去
[00:43.023]Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this
[00:45.242]快把遥控器给我 这破节目没法看
[00:45.242]Talkin' 'bout sick shows
[00:46.422]净是些恶心的内容
[00:46.422]There's America's Funniest Home Videos
[00:48.072]《美国家庭滑稽录像》正在播放
[00:48.072]I can't believe my eyes
[00:49.960]我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛
[00:49.960]When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
[00:52.140]那些获得头奖的内容令人震惊
[00:52.140]Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
[00:54.809]某个可怜老母亲从屋顶跌落
[00:54.809]Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake
[00:57.518]脸朝下摔在草坪的耙子上
[00:57.518]I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
[00:59.308]听说他们拍了十七次才成功
[00:59.308]That's funny as a kick in the crotch
[01:01.298]这种幽默就像被踢中要害
[01:01.298]And that kind of show uh I can't watch
[01:05.008]这种节目 我实在看不下去
[01:05.008]Yo I told you I can't watch this
[01:08.217]我早说过这节目我实在看不下去
[01:08.217]Change the channel now man I can't watch this
[01:10.987]赶紧换台 兄弟 这玩意儿辣眼睛
[01:10.987]Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker
[01:13.017]把遥控器扔过来 蠢货
[01:13.017]I can't watch this
[01:14.087]我实在看不下去
[01:14.087]Cosby Show and Rosanne
[01:15.667]《天才老爹》和《罗斯安家庭生活》
[01:15.667]Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
[01:17.277]我的忍耐已经到达极限
[01:17.277]Judge Wopner oh my
[01:19.377]沃普纳法官？天呐
[01:19.377]You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
[01:20.887]除非是雨人才能忍受这鬼东西
[01:20.887]Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
[01:23.495]三十来岁尚可忍受 若你爱听
[01:23.495]Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks
[01:26.595]雅皮士整夜抱怨 实在受不了《双峰镇》
[01:26.595]Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
[01:27.984]真希望他们绞死那些吃甜甜圈的怪胎
[01:27.984]Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home
[01:30.914]那两个影评人混蛋该滚回家
[01:30.914]And sit on their thumbs
[01:32.684]坐在沙发上无所事事
[01:32.684]That's word because you know
[01:34.904]这话不假因为你知道
[01:34.904]I can't watch this
[01:38.514]我实在看不下去
[01:38.514]I can't watch this break it down
[01:42.883]我受不了这个 快停下
[01:42.883]Here's how to order money back guarantee
[01:44.672]退款保证 轻松下单
[01:44.672]Removes tough stains fast
[01:46.581]快速去除顽固污渍
[01:46.581]It tastes more like fresh peanuts
[01:48.111]尝起来更像新鲜花生
[01:48.111]They keep going and going don't hate me
[01:50.900]它们没完没了 别怪我
[01:50.900]Because I'm beautiful
[01:51.570]因为我天生丽质
[01:51.570]Could be dandruff our prices are insane
[01:55.909]可能是头皮屑 我们的价格疯狂
[01:55.909]Stop Prime Time
[01:57.368]停止黄金时段
[01:57.368]I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
[01:59.088]我肯定会恶心
[01:59.088]If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
[02:00.668]若再让我看那些愚蠢的宠物把戏
[02:00.668]Or that guy with the real flat hair
[02:02.417]或是那个头发扁平的怪人
[02:02.417]That goes 'Woof woof woof
[02:03.457]只会"汪汪汪"乱叫
[02:03.457]And waves his fist in the air
[02:04.397]还对着空气挥舞拳头
[02:04.397]Those weird talk shows
[02:06.187]那些诡异的脱口秀
[02:06.187]About transsexual Nazi Eskimos
[02:07.826]讲着变性纳极因纽特人的噱头
[02:07.826]They're rude crude and vile
[02:09.956]粗鄙低俗令人作呕
[02:09.956]Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
[02:11.736]不如转台换个清净时候
[02:11.736]Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this
[02:17.184]切台切台切台 呕 我实在看不下去
[02:17.184]Look man I can't watch this
[02:20.034]老兄 这节目我真受不了
[02:20.034]I can't take this torture no more I can't
[02:21.964]这种折磨我再也忍不了 真的不行
[02:21.964]I can't watch this pay the bills
[02:24.093]连付费节目都这么糟糕
[02:24.093]Station break break it down
[02:26.162]广告插播 赶紧切掉
[02:26.162]Operators are standing
[02:27.621]客服人员装模作样站着
[02:27.621]Cubic zirconium necklace
[02:29.021]假钻石项链推销
[02:29.021]You're soaking in it
[02:29.710]你完全沉浸在这种垃圾里
[02:29.710]And our fabulous swimsuit issue
[02:31.800]还有我们华丽的泳装特辑
[02:31.800]When you've got a headache this big
[02:33.810]当你头痛欲裂时
[02:33.810]Read the book
[02:34.460]不如去读书
[02:34.460]This is your brain on ***
[02:36.040]这就是你沉迷**的后果
[02:36.040]I've fallen and I can't get up
[02:39.199]我已深陷其中无法自拔
[02:39.199]Stop Cable Time
[02:40.609]停止有线电视时间
[02:40.609]HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV
[02:43.978]HBO、花花公子频道、Showtime和MTV
[02:43.978]I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
[02:47.588]或许做完脑叶切除术后我会更喜欢它们
[02:47.588]Now why did I ever pay for this junk
[02:51.207]为何我要花钱看这些垃圾节目
[02:51.207]I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
[02:54.847]接了八十个频道 个个都烂透
[02:54.847]Just brainless blood and guts
[02:56.527]尽是没脑的血腥暴力
[02:56.527]And mindless T&A
[02:58.437]还有低俗的色情内容
[02:58.437]It's awful it's putrid it's crummy
[02:59.887]太恶心太糟糕太差劲
[02:59.887]It's stupid gonna throw my set away
[03:01.617]蠢得要命 我要把电视砸掉
[03:01.617]I can't watch this I can't watch this
[03:08.777]我受不了 我实在看不下去
[03:08.777]I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this
[03:14.807]真的受不了 我实在看不下去
[03:14.807]I told you can't watch this too hip
[03:19.676]我早说过这节目太做作看不下去
[03:19.676]Can't watch this
[03:22.246]实在看不下去
[03:22.246]Get me outta here can't watch this
[03:23.994]快让我离开 这破节目辣眼睛
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