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[00:00.000]Mr. Popeil -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:18.419]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:18.419]I need a Vegematic
[00:20.949]我需要一台蔬菜切片机
[00:20.949]I need a Pocket Fisherman
[00:23.669]我需要便携钓鱼竿
[00:23.669]I need a handy appliance
[00:25.748]我需要个万能小家电
[00:25.748]That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell
[00:29.276]连壳生蛋都能直接炒
[00:29.276]Operators are standing by
[00:31.495]客服全天候待命
[00:31.495]How does that make you feel
[00:34.195]您心动了吗
[00:34.195]Help me
[00:36.165]救救我吧
[00:36.165]Mr Popeil
[00:50.435]波普尔先生
[00:50.435]I wanna shine some pennies
[00:53.125]我想让硬币闪闪发亮
[00:53.125]I wanna mend some leather
[00:55.685]我想修补皮革制品
[00:55.685]I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder
[01:01.604]我想用强力胶把头粘在大钢梁底下
[01:01.604]Please no COD's
[01:03.504]千万别货到付款
[01:03.504]Don't miss out on this deal
[01:05.193]别错过这优惠
[01:05.193]Ah help me
[01:08.223]啊 救救我
[01:08.223]Mr Popeil
[01:16.853]波普尔先生
[01:16.853]Help me
[01:19.013]救救我吧
[01:19.013]Mr Popeil
[01:21.383]波普尔先生
[01:21.383]Mr Popeil
[01:24.293]波普尔先生
[01:24.293]Mr Popeil
[01:27.543]波普尔先生
[01:27.543]Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh
[01:38.532]喔~喔~噢~
[01:38.532]It slices It dices
[01:41.171]它能切片 能切丁
[01:41.171]Look at that tomato
[01:43.880]看看那个番茄
[01:43.880]You could even cut a tin can with it
[01:46.610]连罐头都能轻松切开
[01:46.610]But you wouldn't want to
[01:48.908]但你肯定不愿错过
[01:48.908]Mr Popeil I'm in trouble
[01:51.547]Popeil先生 我陷入困境
[01:51.547]Need your assistance on the double
[01:54.106]急需您的援手刻不容缓
[01:54.106]Oh no Now how am I gonna make
[01:56.964]天啊 现在我要如何让
[01:56.964]My old vinyl car top look like new
[02:01.424]破旧的乙烯车顶焕然一新
[02:01.424]Mr Popeil
[02:02.974]波普尔先生
[02:02.974]Tell me what am I s'posed to do
[02:33.304]请告诉我该怎么办
[02:33.304]Mr Popeil
[02:35.574]波普尔先生
[02:35.574]Mr Popeil
[02:39.574]波普尔先生
[02:39.574]Now how much would you pay
[02:45.054]您愿意出多少钱
[02:45.054]But wait there's more
[02:47.734]等等 还有更多惊喜
[02:47.734]It's not sold in any store
[02:50.163]商店里可买不到它
[02:50.163]Now how much would you pay
[02:54.531]您愿意出多少钱
[02:54.531]Don't answer yet
[02:58.621]先别急着回答
[02:58.621]Just look what else you get
[03:00.781]看看还有什么赠品
[03:00.781]Now how much would you pay
[03:06.411]您愿意出多少钱
[03:06.411]If you order today
[03:08.369]今日下单即刻拥有
[03:08.369]You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray
[03:11.708]附赠神奇厨刀与无烟烟灰缸
[03:11.708]Now how much would you pay
[03:15.268]您愿意出多少钱
[03:15.268]Now how much would you pay
[03:17.136]您愿意出多少钱
[03:17.136]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:19.936]波普尔先生 波普尔先生
[03:19.936]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:22.576]波普尔先生 波普尔先生
[03:22.576]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:25.066]波普尔先生 波普尔先生
[03:25.066]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil
[03:44.045]波普尔先生 波普尔先生
[03:44.045]Make me buy a Garden Weasel
[03:46.564]让我买下花园除草神器
[03:46.564]Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
[03:49.194]让我买下竹制蒸笼
[03:49.194]Make me take advantage
[03:50.933]让我把握这难得机会
[03:50.933]Of this amazing TV offer
[03:54.243]享受电视购物特惠
[03:54.243]Call our toll-free number
[03:56.452]拨打免费热线
[03:56.452]We'll make you such a deal
[03:58.961]我们给你超值优惠
[03:58.961]Aw help me
[04:01.661]求求您
[04:01.661]Mr Popeil I want it
[04:04.300]波佩尔先生 我太想要了
[04:04.300]Mr Popeil Well I need it
[04:07.080]波普尔先生 我真的需要它
[04:07.080]Mr Popeil I got to got to got to have it
[04:09.559]波普尔先生 我必须必须得到它
[04:09.559]Mr Popeil
[04:12.149]波普尔先生
[04:12.149]Mr Popeil
[04:15.129]波普尔先生
[04:15.129]Hey
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