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[00:00.000]The Vasectomy Song - John Williamson (约翰·威廉姆斯（澳大利亚）)
[00:15.760]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
[00:15.760]It's just a modern world we live in
[00:19.770]这就是我们生活的现代世界
[00:19.770]But why do they pick on me
[00:23.789]但为什么他们总是针对我
[00:23.789]Why just the other week
[00:25.789]就在前几周
[00:25.789]My missus had the cheek
[00:27.918]我的妻子竟有胆量
[00:27.918]To talk me into a va-sec-tom-y
[00:32.008]说服我去做输精管结扎手术
[00:32.008]At first it never clicked
[00:33.998]起初我完全没有意识到
[00:33.998]That I was gettin' nicked
[00:36.008]自己正在被“算计”
[00:36.008]I thought it was to test virility
[00:40.048]还以为那是在测试我的生育能力
[00:40.048]Than after I went through it
[00:42.088]经历了这一切之后
[00:42.088]Ten days we couldn't do it
[00:44.147]十天里我们无能为力
[00:44.147]And then the doctor said to me
[00:48.837]然后医生对我说
[00:48.837]I couldn't believe it folks
[00:51.057]我简直不敢相信，各位
[00:51.057]He said please blow into this bag please sir
[00:54.835]他说请对着这个袋子吹气，先生
[00:54.835]What to test your capability
[00:58.795]为了测试你的能力
[00:58.795]I beg your pardon
[01:00.105]我请求您的原谅
[01:00.105]We're cutting down on accidents
[01:02.695]我们正在减少事故的发生
[01:02.695]I said are you fair dinkum He said
[01:04.374]我问他是认真的吗 他说
[01:04.374]Please blow into this bag and we'll see
[01:07.684]请对着这个袋子吹气 我们看看结果
[01:07.684]Well
[01:10.204]好吧
[01:10.204]I couldn't believe it at first
[01:12.864]起初我简直不敢相信
[01:12.864]But you know what they say about doctors orders
[01:14.883]但你知道医生的话必须听
[01:14.883]So he gave me the little bag
[01:17.352]于是他递给我那个小袋子
[01:17.352]And ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups
[01:22.312]并带我进了那间贴满海报的小房间
[01:22.312]Grubby little room it was too
[01:25.402]那房间又脏又小
[01:25.402]And I came back with my little bag
[01:29.052]我带着小包回来了
[01:29.052]And the doctor was quite satisfied and so was I
[01:35.672]医生很满意 我也一样
[01:35.672]It's just a modern world we live in
[01:39.601]这就是我们生活的现代世界
[01:39.601]There's knew fangled things every day
[01:43.641]每天都有新奇的事物
[01:43.641]The cop said I was speedin' accordin' to his readin'
[01:47.621]警察说我超速了 根据他的读数
[01:47.621]But I was three kilometers away
[01:51.691]但我离那里还有三公里
[01:51.691]I was feelin' pretty mad when he took out his pad
[01:55.801]当他拿出罚单时 我感到非常愤怒
[01:55.801]I tried to stay as calm as I could be
[01:59.851]我尽力保持冷静
[01:59.851]He found a bawldy tread
[02:01.941]他发现了一条*的线索
[02:01.941]He saw my eyes were red
[02:03.841]他看到我双眼通红
[02:03.841]And then he said this strange thing to me
[02:09.090]然后他对我说了这句奇怪的话
[02:09.090]I said what again
[02:12.810]我说 再说一遍
[02:12.810]He said please blow into this bag please sir
[02:16.150]他说请对着这个袋子吹气，先生
[02:16.150]I said hang on to test your capability
[02:20.490]我说 等等 为了测试你的能力
[02:20.490]What we're cutting down on accidents
[02:23.858]我们正在减少事故的发生
[02:23.858]I said are you fair dinkum He said
[02:25.947]我问他是认真的吗 他说
[02:25.947]Please blow into this bag and we'll see
[02:29.097]请对着这个袋子吹气 我们看看结果
[02:29.097]Well this time I really was shaken up
[02:31.526]这次我真的被吓到了
[02:31.526]The cop could see I was a bit excited
[02:34.816]警察看得出我有点激动
[02:34.816]He said well you better take a good grip
[02:36.296]他说 你最好好好控制一下
[02:36.296]On yourself son
[02:38.506]自己 孩子
[02:38.506]So I went around behind a big gum tree
[02:42.606]于是我走到一棵大树后面
[02:42.606]And came back with my little bag
[02:45.676]然后带着我的小袋子回来了
[02:45.676]Well you can imagine what happened
[02:49.236]你可以想象发生了什么
[02:49.236]It's just a modern world we live in
[02:53.196]这就是我们生活的现代世界
[02:53.196]I'm feelin' very sad and pale
[02:57.256]我感到非常悲伤和苍白
[02:57.256]The judge said I was sick
[02:59.346]法官说我病了
[02:59.346]And threw me in the nick
[03:01.366]然后把我关进了监狱
[03:01.366]And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail
[03:05.435]而妻子说她不会支付保释金
[03:05.435]So take it from a fool like me
[03:09.525]所以听听我这个傻瓜的话
[03:09.525]Beware of quacks and boys in blue
[03:13.594]要小心江湖骗子和警察
[03:13.594]I'm feelin' pretty bruised so don't you get confused
[03:17.742]我感到遍体鳞伤，所以请不要误会
[03:17.742]I'd catch a train if I was you
[03:23.292]如果我是你，我会去赶火车
[03:23.292]All together now
[03:24.612]大家一起来吧
[03:24.612]Please blow into this bag please sir
[03:28.162]请对着这个袋子吹气，先生
[03:28.162]Ahh It sends a shiver down my spine
[03:33.192]啊，这让我脊背发凉
[03:33.192]Please blow into this bag please sir
[03:37.362]请对着这个袋子吹气，先生
[03:37.362]If the women don't get you it's the wine
[03:41.341]如果女人没让你倒下，那一定是酒
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