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[00:00.290]God made the world in seven days
[00:03.760]Well
[00:04.210]That's one week to be specific
[00:06.710]Now
[00:07.920]That's what I call scientific
[00:11.620]Say hallelujah
[00:12.950]Sing his praise
[00:13.700]Four thousand forty two b
[00:15.410]C
[00:17.400]On Monday
[00:18.170]August twenty seven
[00:21.250]He made the earth and sky and heaven
[00:24.950]Then he punched out at five oh three
[00:26.900]Then he made adam
[00:28.140]And then eve
[00:30.750]A garden for them to inhabit
[00:34.500]The apple right where eve could grab it
[00:38.270]And I've got proof
[00:39.330]'Cause I believe
[00:40.270]Creation science 101
[00:45.470]In the beginning it begun
[00:49.290]And you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shun
[00:54.310]Evolution
[00:58.880]Then cain and abel he begat
[01:02.750]And they begat all of the rest to us
[01:06.540]Which means they must have been incestuous
[01:10.320]I'm going to have to pray about that
[01:12.300]There might be sinners in this class
[01:16.070]Who might believe in charles darwin
[01:19.880]I guess that's just their loss and our win
[01:23.600]Because I'm gonna flunk their a*s
[01:25.610]If you make genesis your text
[01:28.960]You'll laugh at darwin and what he sees
[01:33.160]To be the origin of species
[01:36.910]Because he's just plain oversexed
[01:39.030]Creation science 101
[01:44.240]You ain't no monkey's great grandson
[01:48.090]You've got a research paper due
[01:50.260]'Bout the fifty reason to shun
[01:53.050]Evolution
[02:11.120]Don't let 'em hand you that old jive
[02:15.020]About survival of the fittest
[02:18.820]That notion don't pass the bull****test
[02:22.690]'Cause look at me
[02:23.590]I'm still alive
[02:24.700]God made the world just like it is
[02:28.520]He made the fossils just to tease us
[02:32.310]Old bones to test our faith in jesus
[02:35.370]Yeah
[02:36.090]This'll all be on the quiz
[02:38.050]Creation science 101
[02:43.590]Now armagedd your homework done
[02:47.390]Because when this semester's through
[02:49.580]It's straight a's for students who shun evolution
[02:55.070]The kids get such an education
[03:00.790]When they shun
[03:04.270]The heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by means of spontaneous genetic mutation