[02:23.00]Every time we think about same s*x marriage
[02:23.00]It makes us sick to our guts
[02:23.00]I mean
[02:23.00]Two people who want to commit to a stable
[02:23.00]Monogamous life long relationship
[02:23.00]What are they
[02:23.00]Nuts
[02:23.00]It's unnatural
[02:23.00]Now a man should not lie with a person who is a guy
[02:23.00]He should only lie to his wife
[02:23.00]The bible is clear
[02:23.00]We're —
[02:23.00]Defenders of marriage
[02:23.00]In three button suits
[02:23.00]We'll raise our double standard and see who salutes
[02:23.00]Defenders of marriage
[02:23.00]Defending the institution against people who want to get married
[02:23.00]Every time we think about same s*x parents
[02:23.00]Oh
[02:23.00]My gosh we exclaim
[02:23.00]I mean
[02:23.00]Two people who want to provide a protective
[02:23.00]And nurturing family environment
[02:23.00]Have they no shame
[02:23.00]It's so deviant
[02:23.00]It's the lord's holy word
[02:23.00]As my second wife said to my third
[02:23.00]That a family's based on obligation and fear
[02:23.00]We're —
[02:23.00]Defenders of marriage
[02:23.00]Connubial narcs
[02:23.00]Ever vigilant and patriotic patriarchs
[02:23.00]Defenders of marriage
[02:23.00]Defending the institution against people who want to get married
[02:23.00]One summer evening when my woman was doing laundry
[02:23.00]I shared a six pack with an old john bircher
[02:23.00]And oh so wisely he imparted an ancient quandary
[02:23.00]To ponder
[02:23.00]He said
[02:23.00]It's nature versus legislature
[02:23.00]Are people born gay
[02:23.00]Or do they turn gay just to piss off d**k armey
[02:23.00]We're an army of d**ks
[02:23.00]With a militant stance
[02:23.00]Let's get the government out of our lives and into our pants
[02:23.00]Defenders of marriage
[02:23.00]Defending the institution against people who want to get married
[02:23.00]And have their insurance carried
[02:23.00]And be beneficiary'd
[02:23.00]And be next to the ones they love when they are buried