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[ti:The Real Slim Shady vs H To Th]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Eminem Vs Kanye West (feat.Kan]
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[00:03.640]May I have your attention please
[00:06.952]请各位注意了
[00:06.952]May I have your attention please
[00:15.415]请各位注意了
[00:15.415]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:19.025]真正的Slim Shady请站起来
[00:19.025]We're going to have a problem here
[00:20.149]我们这儿要出问题了
[00:20.149]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:22.213]你们表现得好像从未见过白人一样
[00:22.213]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:25.585]惊得下巴都掉了 就像Pam和Tommy突然破门而入
[00:25.585]Started whoopin her a** worse than before
[00:27.463]开始对她动手 比以往更狠
[00:27.463]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:30.148]他们先是离婚 然后把她扔到家具上（尖叫）
[00:30.148]It's the return of the
[00:31.275]这是王者归来
[00:31.275]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:35.332]噢等等 不会吧 你在开玩笑吗 他不会真说了我想的那话吧
[00:35.332]And Dr Dre said
[00:36.961]Dr. Dre接着说道
[00:36.961]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:41.020]闭嘴 蠢货 Dr. Dre早死了 现在被我关在地下室 (哈哈)
[00:41.020]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:42.024]女权主义者都迷恋Eminem
[00:42.024]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:45.336]叽叽喳喳的Slim Shady 我真是受够他了
[00:45.336]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:47.832]看他在那儿晃悠 还抓着那玩意儿
[00:47.832]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:50.711]一瘸一拐走向某人 不过确实挺可爱
[00:50.711]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:53.148]是啊 我脑子里大概有几颗螺丝松了
[00:53.148]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:55.272]但绝不比你父母卧室里的龌龊事更糟
[00:55.272]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:58.148]有时我真想冲上电视 彻底释放真我
[00:58.148]But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[01:01.020]可我不能 但Tom Green猥亵死驼鹿却被追捧
[01:01.020]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[01:03.272]我的臀部紧贴你双唇 我的臀部紧贴你双唇
[01:03.272]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[01:05.394]若我够幸运 或许能得你轻轻一吻
[01:05.394]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:08.396]这就是我们灌输给孩童的所谓教诲
[01:08.396]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:10.960]却妄想他们永远不懂女性阴蒂为何物
[01:10.960]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:13.020]他们当然会知道何为亲密关系
[01:13.020]By the time they hit 4th grade
[01:14.334]等他们升到四年级时
[01:14.334]They got the discovery channel don't they
[01:15.896]他们可都看过探索频道啊
[01:15.896]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:18.960]我们不过是哺乳动物 有些甚至是同类相食者
[01:18.960]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:20.956]像切甜瓜般剖开他人躯体
[01:20.956]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:23.209]若我们能与死去兽类缠绵
[01:23.209]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:25.771]两个男人相爱又有何不可
[01:25.771]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:28.267]若你感同身受 我自有解药
[01:28.267]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:31.147]女士们，挥舞起你们的内裤，跟着副歌唱起来
[01:31.147]I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.208]我是 Slim Shady
[01:32.208]（Chorus）
[01:32.710]
[01:32.710]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.584]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[01:33.584]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.208]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[01:35.208]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:37.334]所以真正的 Slim Shady
[01:37.334]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:41.334]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[01:41.334]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:42.635]因为我是 Slim Shady
[01:42.635]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:43.696]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[01:43.696]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:45.634]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[01:45.634]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:47.380]那么，真正的Slim Shady
[01:47.380]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:51.384]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[01:51.384]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:53.833]威尔·史密斯不必在说唱里爆粗也能畅销专辑
[01:53.833]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:57.148]而我偏要如此，不屑他，也不屑你！
[01:57.148]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:58.774]你以为我会在乎什么格莱美奖吗
[01:58.774]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[02:01.400]你们这些评论家，一半人连忍受我都做不到，更别提支持我了
[02:01.400]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[02:03.647]但Slim，如果你赢了，那岂不是很怪异？
[02:03.647]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[02:06.149]为啥？就为让你们编谎话把我哄过来？
[02:06.149]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[02:08.645]这样你们就能把我安排在布兰妮·斯皮尔斯旁边
[02:08.645]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:10.896]靠 克里斯蒂娜·阿奎莱拉赶紧给我调座位
[02:10.896]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:13.334]这样我就可以坐在卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特旁边
[02:13.334]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:16.332]听他们争论她到底先和谁亲密过
[02:16.332]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[02:18.647]那个**居然在MTV上公开diss我
[02:18.647]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:21.396]是啊他挺帅 不过应该已经和金结婚了吧嘿嘿
[02:21.396]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:23.898]我该把她的音频下载成MP3
[02:23.898]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:27.334]向全世界展示你如何让Eminem染上性病 (尖叫)
[02:27.334]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:30.018]我受够了你们这些少男少女组合 你们只会让我心烦
[02:30.018]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:32.316]所以我被派来终结你们
[02:32.316]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:33.880]像我这样的人数不胜数
[02:33.880]Who cuss like me
[02:34.694]他们像我一样口无遮拦
[02:34.694]Who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:36.568]他们像我一样毫不在乎
[02:36.568]Who dress like me
[02:37.444]他们像我一样穿着打扮
[02:37.444]Walk talk and act like me
[02:39.069]学我走路说话行事
[02:39.069]It just might be the next best thing
[02:41.128]这或许是最佳选择
[02:41.128]But not quite me
[02:42.026]但终究不是我
[02:42.026]I'm Slim Shady
[02:43.025]我是 Slim Shady
[02:43.025]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:44.276]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[02:44.276]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:46.650]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[02:46.650]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:47.837]所以真正的 Slim Shady
[02:47.837]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:52.026]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[02:52.026]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:52.776]因为我是 Slim Shady
[02:52.776]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:53.895]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[02:53.895]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:56.397]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[02:56.397]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:58.401]那么，真正的Slim Shady
[02:58.401]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:01.962]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[03:01.962]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[03:03.483]听我的歌就像一场迷幻之旅
[03:03.483]Cause I'm only giving you
[03:04.546]因为我只是带给你们
[03:04.546]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[03:07.043]那些你们和朋友在客厅里才会拿来调侃的事
[03:07.043]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[03:10.108]唯一区别是我敢当着你们的面直言不讳
[03:10.108]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[03:12.545]我根本不屑装模作样或粉饰太平
[03:12.545]I just get on the mic and spit it
[03:14.545]我只需抓起麦克风即兴开火
[03:14.545]And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[03:16.421]无论你愿不愿承认（安息吧）
[03:16.421]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:18.811]老子随便碾压你们九成说唱废物
[03:18.811]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:21.873]你们还纳闷小孩怎么嗑这些专辑像嗑安定片
[03:21.873]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:24.808]可笑的是按这势头等我三十岁时
[03:24.808]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:27.496]我会是养老院唯一风骚的老家伙
[03:27.496]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:30.435]用Jergens自慰时还顺手掐护士屁股
[03:30.435]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:32.310]可这一整袋伟哥都已失效
[03:32.310]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:34.808]每个人都是潜伏着的Slim Shady
[03:34.808]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:37.623]他可能在汉堡王工作 往你的洋葱圈吐口水
[03:37.623]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:38.764]或是在停车场不停绕圈
[03:38.764]Screaming I don't give a f**k
[03:40.952]大喊着老子才不在乎
[03:40.952]With his windows down and system up
[03:42.388]车窗摇下 音响开到最大
[03:42.388]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:45.075]所以真正的Shady 请站起来吧
[03:45.075]And put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:47.575]举起双手，亮出你的手指
[03:47.575]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:50.075]为你的癫狂与无拘无束而自豪
[03:50.075]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:52.960]再来一次，尽情嘶吼，跟着节奏来
[03:52.960]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:53.836]因为我是Slim Shady
[03:53.836]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:54.960]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[03:54.960]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:56.650]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[03:56.650]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:59.025]所以真正的 Slim Shady
[03:59.025]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:02.776]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[04:02.776]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:03.525]因为我是 Slim Shady
[04:03.525]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:05.088]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[04:05.088]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:07.212]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[04:07.212]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:09.212]那么，真正的Slim Shady
[04:09.212]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:12.836]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[04:12.836]I'm Slim Shady
[04:13.462]我是 Slim Shady
[04:13.462]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:15.212]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[04:15.212]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:16.896]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[04:16.896]So won't the real Slim Shady
[04:19.274]所以真正的 Slim Shady
[04:19.274]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:22.959]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[04:22.959]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:23.835]因为我是 Slim Shady
[04:23.835]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:25.271]是的，我才是真正的 Shady
[04:25.271]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:27.524]你们这些冒牌的 Slim Shady，只是在模仿
[04:27.524]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:28.773]那么，真正的Slim Shady
[04:28.773]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:33.899]请站起来，请站起来，请站起来
[04:33.899]