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[00:03.340]Oh if I were
[00:07.070]President
[00:23.990]I'd make you realize no more question's no more lies
[00:30.850]I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes
[00:35.370]If I were
[00:37.690]President
[00:43.250]Well first and formost son
[00:44.810]Jesus Christ is the only one you're gonna talk to when your day begins
[00:51.140]I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday you gotta get down on your knees and pray thank a man for dyin for you sins
[00:59.970]If I were president
[01:04.800]I'd make you understand
[01:09.200]Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand
[01:13.330]If I were president
[01:36.760]We're gonna put the word out on the street no more
[01:39.320]Washington
[01:40.040]D C I'm gonna make this country big and strong no more payin up your taxes the capitol's in
[01:48.700]Fort Worth
[01:49.190]Texas that's the only place a house that big belongs
[01:53.920]If I were president
[01:58.770]Nobody's gonna push us around
[02:03.270]Well nobody's gonna laugh when
[02:05.660]Jason Boland's my chief of staff
[02:07.850]If I were president
[02:30.380]Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts your diggin yourself deeper in a rut
[02:35.310]I got a way to end you problems soon
[02:39.490]Well we'll bring home every one of our boys pull out our biggest baddest toys and blow you crazy bastards to the moon
[02:48.490]If I were president
[02:53.340]Nobody's gonna push us around
[02:57.480]If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn their country to the ground
[03:02.230]If I were president
[03:05.270]Well talk about you
[03:17.770]Osama bin
[03:24.970]Laden It won't be long till your name's forgotten
[03:27.250]America's freedom is always gonna ring
[03:29.830]And you know that we won't be satisfied
[03:33.620]Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried
[03:36.150]Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling
[03:38.780]If I were president
[03:39.820]If I were president
[03:40.880]Hey one thing you can't deny your sorry a*s is gonna die
[03:44.470]If I was president
[03:47.110]Well I got one for you
[03:49.600]Saddam Hussein
[03:50.520]We'll resurect
[03:51.600]General John
[03:52.790]Wayne and put together a very simple plan we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns and you and the
[03:58.170]Duke 'ul be 1-on-1 and he'll kick your a*s if you were a man
[04:00.300]If I were president
[04:01.820]If I were president
[04:02.710]If you don't like
[04:03.950]Willie Nelson you gotta go to prision
[04:05.530]If I were president
[04:12.990]So cash your vote and make it me an' if
[04:17.399]I win the beer's free
[04:23.760]If I were president