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[ti:Oh Santa!]
[ar:VeggieTales]
[al:SIlly Songs With Larry]
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[00:00.000]Oh Santa! (噢圣诞老人) - VeggieTales
[00:05.885]Narrator: It's Christmas Eve
[00:11.771]And Larry is anxiously awaiting the
[00:13.091]Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies
[00:17.591]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
[00:24.591]I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies
[00:28.100]Three yummy cookies Just for you for
[00:30.780]When you come oh me for you for when you come
[00:34.350]Because it's Christmas
[00:38.030][Knock-knock-knock]
[00:39.220]Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him
[00:43.840]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[00:47.720]A good cucumber like me
[00:51.100]Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa
[00:55.730]But crafty bankrobber
[00:57.730]Larry: Who are you
[00:59.600]Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber
[01:01.040]And I've come to rob your bank oh yes
[01:03.480]I've come to rob your bank
[01:05.100]And I've come to take your dimes and swipe
[01:07.270]Your nickels So stand back
[01:10.020]Step aside you silly pickle
[01:11.090]And let me in
[01:13.520]Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of
[01:16.520]Christmas Larry makes an offering
[01:20.020]Larry: I'm not a banker I have no bank my robbing friend
[01:23.270]But I have cookies--three yummy cookies
[01:27.090]And I don't have nickels but please take this my robbing friend
[01:30.340]Eat one of these my robbing friend
[01:32.530]They are for Santa but you may have one
[01:38.420]Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will
[01:41.550]But Larry although momentarily distracted
[01:42.800]Is still excited about seeing Santa
[01:46.680]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
[01:49.990]I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies
[01:52.050]Two yummy cookies Just for you for when you come oh me
[01:53.930]For you for when you come
[01:55.490]Because it's Christmas
[01:56.110]Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber I came to rob your bank
[01:58.110]Oh yes I came to rob your bank
[01:59.930]You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
[02:00.990]Though I'd love to take your dimes
[02:02.130]Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas
[02:05.010][Knock knock knock]
[02:06.820]Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him
[02:10.190]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[02:13.880]A good cucumber like me
[02:17.190]Narrator: Once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door but
[02:22.190]This time a savage Norseman
[02:24.770]Larry: Who are you
[02:25.960]Viking: I'm a viking And I've come to take your land oh yes
[02:30.770]I've come to take your land
[02:32.520]And I've come to burn your crops and steal your
[02:34.710]Horses And I've come to
[02:37.650]Step on your chickens And soil your quilts
[02:41.020]Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of
[02:44.530]Christmas Larry makes an offering
[02:47.270]Larry: I don't have land
[02:49.900]I don't have crops my viking friend
[02:51.710]But I have cookies--two yummy cookies
[02:55.090]And I don't have horses but please take this my viking friend
[02:58.270]Eat one of these my viking friend They are
[03:00.590]For Santa but you may have one
[03:05.020]Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will
[03:08.450]But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa
[03:11.640]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
[03:14.640]I just can't wait for you to come
[03:15.830]I've got a cookie A yummy cookie
[03:16.830]Just for you for when you come oh me for you for when you come
[03:19.330]Because it's Christmas
[03:19.840]Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking I came to take your land oh
[03:21.830]Yes I came to take your land
[03:23.200]You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
[03:24.210]Though I'd love to soil your quilts I don't think that I wilt
[03:26.830]Because it's Christmas
[03:29.330][Knock-knock-knock]
[03:31.120]Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him
[03:34.750]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[03:37.870]A good cucumber like me
[03:42.200]Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue
[03:46.200]Service
[03:48.370]Larry: Who are you
[03:50.440]Peach: I'm from the IRS And I've come to tax your [Slam]
[03:55.190]Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come
[04:01.470]I just can't wait for you to come It's finally Santa
[04:08.450]It's finally him At last
[04:10.760]The one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[04:13.140]A good cucumber like me
[04:17.950]Santa: I'm Santa And I've come to bring you gifts oh yes
[04:24.330]I've come to bring you gifts and I've come to stuff your stockings
[04:27.510]--oh ho-ho-ho
[04:29.410]And I've come to jiggle my belly And wiggle my nose
[04:35.030]Hey wait a minute Isn't that my belt
[04:39.660]And what are you doing with my hat
[04:43.030]So you're the ones
[04:44.520]Bankrobber: Wait a minute I can explain
[04:47.210]Viking: We've changed
[04:47.960]Santa: Nobody messes with Santa You know that don't you
[04:51.710]You've been very naughty And I've got a list
[04:57.830]Peach: Did you claim that
[05:01.640]Larry: Merry Christmas