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[00:00.910]My friend Harvey married Tracey McColl
[00:03.670]By Christ she was a scary ol' doll
[00:06.390]A voice out of hell and with a temper to boot
[00:08.990]Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit
[00:12.500]I bumped into Harvey back home last year
[00:15.400]Says I to him Do you want to go for a beer
[00:17.950]No Me sister's French husband is over says he
[00:20.570]I've been sent to get snails to impress him for tea
[00:23.220]I was down in the snail shop she told me to go
[00:25.740]I'm a little bit late because the business was slow
[00:29.760]If I'm not home by six I'll surely be done
[00:32.439]The missus will kill me Let's just go for the one
[00:34.840]The one the one don't go for the one
[00:37.420]Don't go for the one for the one for the one
[00:39.940]The one the one don't go for the one
[00:42.440]Don't go for the one for the one for the one
[00:45.010]For the one went down fast the second did too
[00:47.840]Three of four followed 't was a fine how do you do
[00:50.050]Harvey looked at his watch and shrieked out with fright
[00:52.590]It was twenty past ten we'd been drinking all night
[00:55.020]Well cursing my name he sped cross the floor
[00:57.800]Clutching the snails he ran out the door
[00:59.940]I'm a dead man he said I'm drunk and I'm late
[01:02.480]As he tore down the road and up to his gate
[01:04.870]The one the one don't go for the one
[01:07.260]Don't go for the one for the one for the one
[01:09.620]The one the one don't go for the one
[01:12.010]Don't go for the one for the one for the one
[01:14.440]Well he opened the gate and he ran down the path
[01:16.840]For he knew he was in for the dragon's wrath
[01:19.190]But he tripped and he fell and up in the air
[01:21.530]Went the bag and with the snails flying everywhere
[01:24.140]Hearing the noise she kicked open the door
[01:26.400]Snails and Harvey were spread cross the floor
[01:28.640]You're three hours late she screamed as loud as she could
[01:31.150]What's your excuse This had better be good
[01:34.320]Well he looks down at the snails and with a confident air
[01:38.130]He says Five more feet lads we're nearly there
[01:42.990]The one the one don't go for the one
[01:47.870]Don't go for the one for the one for the one
[01:52.610]The one the one don't go for the one
[01:56.460]Don't go for the one for the one for the one