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[ti:Make Out Club]
[ar:Gym Class Heroes]
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[00:00.000]Make Out Club - Gym Class Heroes
[00:22.139]If I recall correctly
[00:22.909]It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys
[00:25.604]Contiplating what summer will bring
[00:27.039]We started talkin' about girls
[00:28.512]And it was the funniest thing
[00:29.695]As I started to remember
[00:30.984]Some of the funniest things
[00:32.619]See there was ashley
[00:33.992]She caught my eye the
[00:35.050]Very second that she passed
[00:36.025]Me
[00:36.648]I kissed her once
[00:37.516]Then she started to harass me
[00:39.391]She called all night long
[00:40.630]I had to buy a brand new phone
[00:42.737]And let me see
[00:43.683]There was melanie
[00:44.778]To have a mouth like that
[00:46.255]Should be a felony
[00:47.448]Wouldn't believe half the
[00:48.380]Sh*t that she was tellin' me
[00:50.213]I mean dirty vocab
[00:51.289]She used to talk like she was drunk
[00:53.779]And after that was tiffany
[00:55.660]The one with the cute cousin
[00:57.119]Are you kiddin' me
[00:58.544]She had a man
[00:59.299]But that didn't mean sh*t to me
[01:00.962]He tried to catch us all the time
[01:02.485]But I was just too god d**n smooth
[01:04.630]And I can't forget to mention carrie
[01:06.547]But that situation quickly got scary
[01:09.201]'Cause after 2 dates
[01:10.129]She was like let's get married
[01:11.974]Can you believe that sh*t
[01:13.508]I had to pack my bags and move
[01:17.390]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[01:20.004]And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
[01:22.353]No matter what I do
[01:23.687]I seem to make the same
[01:25.139]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[01:26.636]Not to
[01:27.825]If love is just a game that people play
[01:30.664]And practice make perfect
[01:31.776]Is what they say but
[01:32.989]No matter what I do
[01:34.295]I seem to make the same
[01:36.185]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[01:37.335]Not to
[01:42.540]I'll always remember monica
[01:44.408]The jewish chick
[01:45.167]She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah
[01:47.226]To met her folks she'd try
[01:48.322]And make me rock
[01:49.054]A yarmulke
[01:49.895]But she looked so d**n good
[01:51.475]She almost made my ass convert
[01:53.698]And after that there was lisa
[01:55.636]She had a twin sister teresa
[01:58.180]I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza
[02:00.868]The greatest night of my life
[02:02.269]Schleps to rock that kill to birds
[02:04.789]And there was erica
[02:06.347]She had the stankest breath in north america
[02:08.898]I tryed to slip her tic tacs
[02:10.342]But they were scared of her
[02:11.998]And when we made out
[02:13.269]I always had to plug my nose
[02:15.246]And I suppose your know the sister
[02:17.277]Shoot I swear by hand and god
[02:18.871]I only kissed her
[02:19.970]I gotta foot fetish
[02:20.808]But she got a lot of blisters
[02:22.646]I mean hammer time feet
[02:24.154]You think she had walked
[02:25.666]From boca raton
[02:27.952]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[02:30.492]And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
[02:33.084]No matter what I do
[02:34.301]I seem to make the same
[02:36.022]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[02:37.250]Not to
[02:38.377]If love is just a game that people play
[02:41.099]And practice make perfect
[02:42.027]Is what they say but
[02:43.720]No matter what I do
[02:44.962]I seem to make the same
[02:46.496]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[02:47.878]Not to
[02:52.920]Hey matt
[02:53.580]Remember kathryn
[02:55.194]She talked so much
[02:55.964]I used to make her bring me asprin
[02:57.872]Bla bla bla bla
[02:58.682]I'm doin' fine thanks for askin
[03:00.419]I even tried to make a muzzle
[03:01.774]But her mouth would just not quit
[03:04.014]Oh sh*t
[03:04.508]Remember shauna
[03:05.893]I hate to bring her up again
[03:07.422]I didn't want her
[03:08.907]That girl I talked about
[03:09.903]In that girls a dog song
[03:11.342]Yea the poster girl for paxil
[03:12.973]Almost made me lose
[03:14.204]My grip
[03:14.860]And oh sh*t
[03:15.481]Then there was krystal
[03:16.999]The meth head
[03:17.670]She used to sniff like a fist full
[03:19.804]One time she chased me
[03:20.879]Down the street with a
[03:21.936]Pistol
[03:22.480]She tried to say I took her stash
[03:24.008]She bugged out and tried to kill my ass
[03:25.860]And at last we got kimmy
[03:28.130]She went abroad
[03:28.750]Came back
[03:29.146]And broke up with me
[03:30.582]And so I ripped up all the letters that she
[03:32.546]Sent me
[03:33.299]I cried for like 3 days
[03:34.734]Then it was back to my evil ways
[03:38.688]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[03:41.258]And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
[03:43.886]No matter what I do
[03:44.879]I seem to make the same
[03:46.715]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[03:47.961]Not to
[03:49.182]If love is just a game that people play
[03:51.964]And practice make perfect
[03:52.821]Is what they say but
[03:54.511]No matter what I do
[03:55.863]I seem to make the same
[03:57.416]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[03:58.662]Not to
[04:21.308]They say I gotta change my evil ways
[04:23.800]And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
[04:26.330]No matter what I do
[04:27.676]I seem to make the same
[04:29.092]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[04:30.447]Not to
[04:31.333]If love is just a game that people play
[04:34.051]And practice make perfect
[04:35.139]Is what they say but
[04:36.736]No matter what I do
[04:37.931]I seem to make the same
[04:39.410]Mistakes that I'm tryin
[04:40.737]Not to