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[00:00.00]Let's Talk About Me - Nathan Pacheco/Chris Cooper
[00:02.18]I'm Tex Richman Mr Texas Tea
[00:03.50]People call me rich cause I got mo' money
[00:06.02]I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos
[00:08.99]Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's
[00:11.78]I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh
[00:14.13]I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
[00:16.71]No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
[00:19.24]There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
[00:21.73]He's Tex Richman
[00:24.41]Everybody listen
[00:27.07]Just how great it is to be him
[00:31.15](It's great to be me)
[00:32.45]He's the greatest
[00:34.86]You're the lamest
[00:37.46]Muppets are a waste of time
[00:39.48]Oh can't you see
[00:42.63]Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world
[00:45.76]When I need a piece of string I use a string of pearls
[00:48.44]If something's for sale consider it sold
[00:50.81]I've got so much gold I gold plate my gold
[00:53.78]I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
[00:56.29]I don't regret much but I do regret that
[00:58.94]If I could start all over I'd do it all the same
[01:01.61]Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again
[01:04.04][Hook]
[01:04.25]He's Tex Richman
[01:06.54]Everybody listen
[01:09.17]Just how great it is to be him
[01:12.99](It's great to be me)
[01:14.49]He's the greatest
[01:17.07]You're the lamest
[01:19.75]Muppets are a waste of time
[01:21.75]Oh can't you see
[01:23.10](Oh it's great to be me)
[01:25.37]I recall a heartbreaking story
[01:31.24]About my own tenth birthday party
[01:37.46]Should've been a glorious day for me
[01:40.90]I'd have been happy as can be
[01:44.14]But the Muppets were there
[01:45.93]To put on a show
[01:47.30]They started to dance
[01:48.91]They were telling their jokes
[01:50.27]I didn't laugh
[01:51.32]I didn't know how
[01:53.98]Then my friends
[01:55.11]They all turned around
[01:57.09]And they laughed at me
[02:00.09]They laughed at me
[02:03.22]I hate you Muppets so
[02:08.82][Hook]
[02:11.49]He's Tex Richman
[02:13.95]Everybody listen
[02:16.53]Just how great it is to be him
[02:21.75]He's the greatest
[02:24.29]He's the greatest
[02:27.10]Muppets are a waste of time
[02:28.99]Oh can't you see
[02:30.40]Little muppets time to give up your dream