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[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Internet Leaks EP]
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[00:00.000]Craigslist -"Weird Al" Yankovic
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[00:07.660]Whoa yeah
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[00:23.640]You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
[00:31.590]你得到了一辆雪弗兰迈锐宝车
[00:31.590]With automatic drive
[00:35.900]它有自动档
[00:35.900]A custom paint job too
[00:40.200]你还得到了一份定制油漆的工作
[00:40.200]I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
[00:43.880]我会用我的旧手推车与你做交易
[00:43.880]And a slightly used sombrero
[00:47.800]还有一个很少戴过的草帽
[00:47.800]And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist
[00:55.970]如果你坚持的话 我还可以再加上一台订书机
[00:55.970]Craigslist
[01:03.770]克雷格网站
[01:03.770]I'm on Craiglist baby come on
[01:08.320]我已经登上了克雷格网站 宝贝 来吧
[01:08.320]Yeah
[01:15.940]太好了
[01:15.940]Well we shared a quick glance
[01:19.680]我们迅速交换了眼神
[01:19.680]Saturday at the mall
[01:23.530]周六在购物中心
[01:23.530]I never took a chance
[01:27.520]我没得到机会
[01:27.520]Never approached you at all
[01:31.570]从未接近过你
[01:31.570]You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas
[01:35.820]你是一个亚裔金发小妞 脾气很糟
[01:35.820]I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
[01:39.690]我穿着红色的泳裤 带着曲棍球面具
[01:39.690]Come on let's find that love connection that we missed
[01:47.610]来吧 让我们找到我们之前错过的爱情缘分
[01:47.610]On Craigslist
[01:55.580]在克雷格网站上
[01:55.580]Yeah Craigslist come on
[02:03.570]是的 克雷格网站 加油
[02:03.570]I'm on Craigslist
[02:09.190]我登上了克雷格网站
[02:09.190]Oh baby maybe you are too
[02:13.370]宝贝 或许你也可以
[02:13.370]Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo
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[02:45.070]An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente
[02:50.060]这有一封写给在San Vacente林荫大道上一家加咖啡店里
[02:50.060]Boulevard
[02:52.110]一个下贱的咖啡师的公开信
[02:52.110]I know there were twenty people behind me in line
[02:55.850]我知道我身后有二十个人
[02:55.850]But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
[03:00.340]但是我正在和我的妈妈打电话
[03:00.340]Didn't you see me hold up my index finger
[03:03.840]难道你看不到我已经竖起了食指吗
[03:03.840]That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
[03:10.000]那就意味着我将会在短短几分钟之内为这杯大豆咖啡因的咖啡付款
[03:10.000]So what's with the attitude lady
[03:12.810]那个不耐烦的女士 你怎么了
[03:12.810]No tip for you
[03:15.870]不会提示你
[03:15.870]Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts
[03:20.680]你能得到一个用聚乙烯泡沫桶装的花生
[03:20.680]You can have 'em for free
[03:23.730]你可以免费拥有它们
[03:23.730]You can drop by on the weekend
[03:28.530]你可以在周末来这里
[03:28.530]And pick 'em up from me
[03:31.910]从我这得到它们
[03:31.910]But the trashcan ain't part of the deal
[03:35.840]但是这个桶不在交易的范围之内
[03:35.840]Only givin' you the peanuts get real
[03:39.080]我只会给你花生 别幻想了
[03:39.080]Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own
[03:44.070]没有什么笨重的袋子 所以带上你自己的
[03:44.070]Don't bug me with questions on the phone
[03:48.070]不要在电话里给我指出错误
[03:48.070]Don't ask for help don't waste my time
[03:52.180]不要求助 不要浪费我的时间
[03:52.180]And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime
[03:56.060]不要抱怨 因为他们不花你一美分
[03:56.060]Just ask yourself:
[03:56.930]只需问问自己
[03:56.930]Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts
[04:00.610]你想要用塑料泡沫桶装的花生吗
[04:00.610]You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
[04:04.540]你可以拿走我的
[04:04.540]Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts
[04:08.600]你想要用塑料泡沫桶装的花生吗
[04:08.600]You can have them all
[04:11.540]你可以全部拿走
[04:11.540]They're on Craigslist yeah
[04:20.080]它们都在克雷格网站
[04:20.080]Craigslist Ow baby come on
[04:27.570]克雷格网站 宝贝 来吧
[04:27.570]I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist
[04:31.570]我在克雷格网站上
[04:31.570]I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist
[04:43.170]我在克雷格网站
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