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[00:09.800]Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
[00:13.640]And there's no way you're going to slow it down
[00:17.550]You say we gotta treasure each moment
[00:21.610]Who knows how long were gonna be around
[00:25.770]Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
[00:29.800]And its hard to disagree with what you say
[00:33.670]But if time is so precious why ya wasting mine
[00:37.690]Cuz I'm always reading
[00:39.990]Always deleting
[00:41.960]Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
[00:47.740]Every stupid hoax
[00:50.220]All those corny jokes
[00:52.350]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[00:57.320]Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
[01:01.520]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[01:06.220]No it isnt ok if you brighten my day
[01:10.600]With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
[01:16.380]And I didn't request a personality test
[01:20.520]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[01:33.340]Ahhh
[01:33.560]You're sending virus latent you're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging
[01:36.860]Attachments to every single person you know
[01:42.150]You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
[01:46.170]That everybody else already saw three years ago
[01:50.200]And wacky badly Photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me
[01:59.800]And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
[02:03.780]But I have high hopes that someone will point you toward Snopes
[02:08.150]And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
[02:13.810]No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
[02:18.320]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:22.810]Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
[02:26.980]Please stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:31.610]Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
[02:35.720]And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
[02:41.450]Won't you kindly refrain cuz its hurting my brain
[02:45.530]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[02:50.970]Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodys cat
[02:56.570]Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like
[03:02.160]That
[03:02.660]And by the way your quotes from George Carlin arent really George Carlin
[03:07.210]Mr Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
[03:10.380]And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
[03:14.170]And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her
[03:19.380]Letter along
[03:22.290]Well now I know you're wishing
[03:24.250]I'll sign your petition
[03:26.350]But stop forwarding that crap to me
[03:29.820]And I don't want to read your series
[03:32.680]Of conspiracy theories
[03:34.690]Just stop forwarding that crap to me
[03:38.910]And your two million loser friends
[03:41.490]All have my address because you never figured out the way to BCC
[03:50.630]But now I gotta insist
[03:54.670]Take me off of your list
[03:58.980]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:05.140]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:08.680]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:12.490]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:16.240]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:18.890]Just stop it now
[04:22.670]Oh no
[04:23.710]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[04:30.100]I can't take it
[04:35.230]Aw please
[04:40.400]You gotta stop
[04:43.330]Right now
[04:44.400]I'm not kidding
[04:50.420]At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop
[05:01.050]Sending me that crap
[05:03.200]I don't want it
[05:06.320]Don't send it to me
[05:07.830]Now don't send it to me
[05:12.050]Just stop forwarding that crap to me
[05:16.150]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[05:22.570]To me