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[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[ti:If That Isn't Love]
[by:]
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[00:05.480]Ooh yeah
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[00:08.035]Oh
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[00:11.915]I'm your shelter from the storm
[00:14.480]我是你躲避风暴的港湾
[00:14.480]You'll know I'll always have your back
[00:16.785]你知道我会一直支持你
[00:16.785]I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
[00:22.035]我甚至会将你冰冷的手放进我的身体去温暖你
[00:22.035]I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
[00:27.731]当Oprah出现的时候 我都不会转移注意力
[00:27.731]And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
[00:32.097]当你在向我谈论你的感受的时候 我会尽可能不去犯困
[00:32.097]And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
[00:38.037]当我们在宴会上时 我不会谈论你的隐私
[00:38.037]When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
[00:43.163]当你在屋顶上清扫的时候 我会为你扶稳梯子
[00:43.163]And if that isn't love
[00:49.037]如果这都不是爱
[00:49.037]If that isn't love
[00:54.099]如果这都不是爱
[00:54.099]If that isn't love
[00:57.671]如果这都不是爱
[00:57.671]I don't know what love is
[01:00.170]我便不知道什么是爱
[01:00.170]Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know
[01:05.166]我猜我不知道
[01:05.166]Nanananananana
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[01:09.038]Ahhhh listen now
[01:11.172]现在听着
[01:11.172]There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
[01:15.422]冰箱里还剩下一点点牛奶
[01:15.422]I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
[01:21.038]我本可以喝完它 但我担心你随后会需要一些
[01:21.038]And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
[01:25.484]如果你做了什么不好的事 我会故意说那是狗狗干的事
[01:25.484]And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
[01:31.854]每当忘记你名字的时候 我都会叫你宝贝
[01:31.854]I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
[01:36.667]在你开始发胖的时候我会提醒你
[01:36.667]Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
[01:41.918]因为你所谓的朋友会忘了提醒你
[01:41.918]And if that isn't love
[01:47.790]如果这都不是爱
[01:47.790]If that isn't love
[01:53.107]如果这都不是爱
[01:53.107]If that isn't love
[01:56.541]如果这都不是爱
[01:56.541]I don't know what love is
[01:58.236]我便不知道什么是爱
[01:58.236]Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
[02:03.635]我不知道
[02:03.635]Nananannananna
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[02:06.009]Oh no
[02:08.135]不
[02:08.135]Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia
[02:11.889]尽管你让我耐着性子看完妈妈咪呀这个电视节目
[02:11.889]Well I still adore you
[02:13.955]我依旧喜欢你
[02:13.955]I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
[02:17.092]甚至你在早餐时刻吃了鸡蛋卷 我也会亲吻你
[02:17.092]And I can't stand omelettes
[02:19.343]虽然我不能忍受鸡蛋卷的味道
[02:19.343]After I take a bath
[02:20.904]在我洗完澡后
[02:20.904]If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
[02:24.343]如果水还是热的 我会留给你
[02:24.343]I'll give you my word
[02:26.405]我向你保证
[02:26.405]You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
[02:31.902]你如此美丽 让辉煌的夕阳看起来都自惭形秽
[02:31.902]Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
[02:37.971]每一次看到你 都想在你面前好好表现
[02:37.971]You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
[02:42.094]你可以一直依靠我 说一些鼓励的话语
[02:42.094]If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face
[02:48.656]如果你喝醉了酒 我不会趁机做坏事
[02:48.656]And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
[02:54.220]我不会弄脏你的沙发 尽管那是一个很方便的地方
[02:54.220]I totally support every idiotic thing you do
[02:58.406]我会接受你做的所有犯傻的事情
[02:58.406]And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
[03:04.784]和你在一起的时候 我的心里不会想着其他人
[03:04.784]And if that isn't love
[03:10.473]如果这都不是爱
[03:10.473]If that isn't love
[03:15.784]如果这都不是爱
[03:15.784]If that isn't love
[03:18.408]如果这都不是爱
[03:18.408]I don't know what love is
[03:21.157]我便不知道什么是爱
[03:21.157]Nanananananana no I don't know what love is
[03:26.035]我便不知道什么是爱
[03:26.035]Nanananananana well I don't know what love is
[03:34.285]我便不知道什么是爱
[03:34.285]I don't know what love is
[03:35.908]我不知道什么是爱
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