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[00:00.00]Jack Sparrow (杰克·斯帕罗) (Explicit) - The Lonely Island/Michael Bolton (迈克尔.伯顿)
[00:00.52]Written by：The Lonely Island
[00:01.05]Guys michael bolton is here
[00:02.26]Oh great send him in
[00:03.77]Hey guys
[00:04.30]Hey thanks for coming
[00:05.28]How's it going
[00:06.66]I'm really sorry I'm late
[00:07.96]I just got caught up watching the pirates of the Caribbean marathon
[00:10.30]Have you seen those things
[00:11.87]Oh yeah yeah those are those are great
[00:12.97]Well I checked out the track and I loved it
[00:14.57]And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig
[00:17.56]Oh wow that's great awesome
[00:19.11]You wanna just lay it down
[00:20.30]Boys let's get to it to it to it to it
[00:26.40]Uh lonely island Michael Bolton yeah
[00:30.67]The night starts now
[00:31.71]Together on the track the boys are back
[00:34.88]The night starts now
[00:36.15]Night starts now baby roll with us
[00:37.80]Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up rollin' up
[00:40.95]Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
[00:42.86]Black card at the bar like I gives a f** k come on
[00:46.01]Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
[00:48.15]F** k the fellas looking jealous
[00:49.92]Play the back and get wet yeah yeah
[00:51.45]Three pound in my waist shank in my sock
[00:52.96]You either get cut get stuffed or get shot
[00:55.42]This is the tale of captain jack sparrow
[01:00.66]Pirate so brave on the seven seas what
[01:05.41]A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
[01:10.23]Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze
[01:15.49]Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
[01:17.73]Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love keira knight ley
[01:20.59]Motherf**king ice man I'm the top gunner
[01:22.69]Heater on blast I'm the number one stunner jack sparrow
[01:25.04]Watch it girl cause I ain't your mr nice guy
[01:28.07]More like the meet ya take you home and f** k you twice guy
[01:30.74]Yeah yeah
[01:31.20]All dressed up with nowhere to run
[01:32.64]And now I make you feel crazy with the
[01:34.47]Now back to the good part
[01:35.54]From the day he was born
[01:37.21]He yearned for adventure no
[01:40.11]Old captain jack yeah
[01:42.31]Giving them what for
[01:44.79]He's the pauper of the surf
[01:46.90]The jester of Tortuga oh god
[01:50.42]But is Davy Jones locker
[01:52.16]What lies in store yeah we've seen the movie
[01:55.81]Throw your hands in the air
[01:56.88]And say hell yeah
[01:57.51]Captain jack what
[01:58.80]Johnny Depp no
[01:59.90]From the front to the back
[02:01.10]Say we count stacks c'mon
[02:02.17]Davy Jones nope
[02:03.70]Giant squid wrong
[02:04.97]Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
[02:07.15]Roger that let me try it with another film wait
[02:09.61]Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest grump not better
[02:14.81]Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
[02:16.94]I give jenny all my love come on
[02:19.55]Okay then I'm a legal aid
[02:21.75]Erin Rostropovich is my name oh god
[02:24.45]Then you can call me scar face
[02:26.70]Snortin' mountains of coc*ine close enough
[02:29.61]You cockroaches wanna play rough
[02:31.92]Okay I'm reloaded ha ha
[02:35.20]This is the tale of tony Montana
[02:39.56]Cuba no flame with the Miami nuts
[02:43.60]Take it home
[02:44.33]Got a base head wife
[02:46.15]But her womb is polluted
[02:49.04]This whole town's a pu**y
[02:51.48]Just waiting to get f** ked
[02:54.34]Just waiting to get f** ked
[02:56.56]Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
[02:59.51]You complete me yeah yeah okay