***BUY THIS ALBUM FROM WWW.LAZERTHEBAND.COM*** After lengthy hiatus during which Hammel haved crotch-replacement surgery and Briso becomed master reptile trainer, Lazër iz back on U.S. soilz with their latest full-length masterwerk, 'Twatobahn'. The sophomore LP featurez double-danger beatz and even more sexier sexxx rhymez, and haz already been heralded az"Goodest Music of All-Timez" by numerous important scholar.*"To making this new muzikz extra-danger, I producered all beatz while doing activity such az BASE-jumpingz, waterboarding meinself and breakdance with white tigerz," sayed Lazër producer and frontman Hammel, also knowed az"Sneaky Sneak."In performing his vocalz, co-frontman Briso (a.k.a."Smoothy Smooth") employed same try-and-true techniquez he have uze since earliest Lazër recordingz:"I iz kind of a 'method rapper' so-to-speaking," Briso explainz."For achieve best outcome, I alwayz make a sure I haz very nice boner before microphoning mein lyricz. This very eazy if you alwayz keeping a slutz, horse tranquilizer, and Star Crunchez around."Also returning for this second go 'round iz ninja/guitarist Ice von Shredula, TV-headed bassist CRT-2000, and newcomerz FutureSnake and The Shape-Shifter. Cameoz by Lazër Crow, Ol' Farte, MC Hammer, Duke Nukem and Mike Snyder flesh out the star-studded guest list.With salez already surpassing the 3-million mark, Twatobahn standz to redefine not just the hip-hopz, but recorded muzikz in general. Recently-discovered evidence predictz every song will be #1 hit, a feat matched only by Lazër'z own 'Greatest Shitz' compilation, set for 2018 release.**"I planz to install a bad-a** waterfall inside mein mansion," Briso stated via satellite communiqué from Lazër'z new"space helicopter"."But instead of waterz falling, it will be Lamborghiniz."Meanwhile, Hammel'z 'Twatobahn' royaltiez will fund hiz ongoing"Metal Legz" experiment, a top-secret government project now entering itz fourth year."I iz confidential that Lazër'z science-man team now be within only $3-4 billion of completing mein invention," Sneaky sayed.*Source: Hammel**Source: Gray'z Almanac (2000-2050)To preview Twatobahn, vizit www.LazerTheBand.com or attend a Lazër concert.